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Don’t Tell My Wife!

Happily, I prostrated myself on the Holy Land and started to roll over and over.

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So I rolled in the cucumber field to teach my children a lesson, so that one day they could tell their children that Grandpa loved getting his beard filled with the cow dung of the Land of Israel more than eating the most expensive Filet Mignon, in the finest kosher restaurant in New York.

Don’t tell my wife!

Tzvi Fishman

About the Author: Tzvi Fishman was awarded the Israel Ministry of Education Prize for Creativity and Jewish Culture for his novel "Tevye in the Promised Land." A wide selection of his books are available at Amazon. His recent movie "Stories of Rebbe Nachman" The DVD of the movie is available online.

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  1. Liad Bar-el says:

    Jumpin jupiters! Tzvi is a Holy Roller! 🙂

Tzvi Fishman, author of the Jewish Press blog Felafel on Rye and author of more than a dozen books.
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