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Israel Recognizes Reform, Conservative Rabbis – Bloggers Start Your Engines!


Jalena Rubinstein, first Russian reform female rabbi.

Jalena Rubinstein, first Russian reform female rabbi.
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About the Joys of Nidda I am a choseret b’teshuvah trying to get used to being orthodox. It isn’t easy. I hate niddah! It’s like, just when my husband and I are starting to get close, Boom! It’s niddah time! No touching, no hugging, nothing! It’s awful.

When you are niddah your husband cannot even eat from your plate! One evening I forgot this and cut off a piece of cheesecake and ate it straight from the container. Marital discord ensued. My husband was like, “How could you? Now I cannot eat the cheesecake!” In my head I was like, “Good! Now the cheesecake is all mine. Bwahaha!” But he asked his rabbi and was told he could eat the part of the cheesecake I didn’t touch. Bummer! Maybe this was permitted because it was Shabbat and my husband had an extreme need for cheesecake and it was upsetting our Shalom Bayit. Consult your own rabbi on this. But I think that if you are niddah and want the cheesecake to be all yours, you can touch it and kiss it all over then it is forbidden to your husband.
Sarah, DovBear

About the Author: Tibbi Singer is a veteran contributor to publications such as Israel Shelanu and the US supplement of Yedioth, and Jewish Business News.

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3 Responses to “Israel Recognizes Reform, Conservative Rabbis – Bloggers Start Your Engines!”

  1. Rc Fowler says:

    This foolish woman–is not a genuine rabbi!

    The modern state of Israel should not financially support the rabbinate–its a waste of tax payers money!

  2. Rc Fowler says:

    All of these women who falsely claim to be rabbis are foolish–and should not be recognized as genuine rabbis–again more corruption from [some] of the rabbinate.

  3. Sara Brown says:

    Ms. Singer – please check out the splendid blog that is http://holylandinsights.blogspot.com/. Also, I wanted to make sure you saw this: http://ajewintherain.blogspot.com/2012/05/thank-you-note.html. Have a great Shabbos!

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