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Muqata Reveals: Secret IDF War Plan for Gaza

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12:15 AM Of all the top secret information I receive…this is the one that I am most torn about sharing.

I received it tonight in Whatsapp (so it must be true)… I’ve decided to share it with you anyway, despite its Top Secret status.

Top Secret Israeli Cabinet Decision 7/7/2014 23:28. Jerusalem.

Approved by PM Netanyahu

The IDF has been instructed to carry out a daring mission into Gaza tonight.

Elite IDF Units will enter Gaza and surround the homes of top Hamas leadership and terrorist leaders based on Shabak and IDF Intel info.

At 3:05 a commander from each unit will approach the house quietly… night vision equipment and all.

The order is clear.

Each commander is to ring the doorbell of the suspect’s home…

…And then all units will run away back to Israel and await further instructions.

*sigh*

NOTE: this is not really the IDF top secret plan. If it was….I would have closed my FB page and booked a 1 way ticket to New Zealand.

About the Author: Jameel blogs at the Muqata: http://www.muqata.com, but these days extensively posts on Facebook. Follow Jameel at https://www.facebook.com/Muqata Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד The views expressed in this blog are solely those of the author and do not represent the views of The Jewish Press.


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9 Responses to “Muqata Reveals: Secret IDF War Plan for Gaza”

  1. Should it be published?

  2. Aron Safran says:

    Oy. That’s just wrong! Funny in a tragic way yes, but wrong!

  3. If it’s published on the internet, I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to call it “secret” any more….

  4. If it’s published on the internet, I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to call it “secret” any more….

  5. However he misses a critical element to this mission: they were supposed to leave a burning bag of dog poop on each doorstep. That’ll show em!!!

  6. Word has it, that the above Secret IDF plan is almost true. What left out was once the doorbell was answered, the IDF commander was to request a contribution to B’nai B’rith.

    Well, it could happen….

  7. Daisy Villa says:

    Why publish war plan?

  8. This is a very bad joke, improper and inopportune. Our People are risking their lives, and innocent others may die and you think this is good time for a joke?.

  9. Lisa Kamins says:

    So glad he’s in on the secret…

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