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Play a Joke on Your Friends, Get Even with your Enemies

Justice Minister Tzipi Livni, Israel's moral guiding light, with friends, convicted former PM Ehud Olmert and Holocaust Denier Abu Mazen.

Justice Minister Tzipi Livni, Israel's moral guiding light, with friends, convicted former PM Ehud Olmert and Holocaust Denier Abu Mazen.
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Are you sitting down for this?

The Ministry of Justice has opened an “incitement hotline“. Did you hear someone say or write something inciteful against someone else?

Then you should call the incitement hotline at 1-700-70-60-44.

Perhaps it’s only a matter of time before our Justice Minister requires that you call it in.

Of course, when our Justice Minister set up this “incitement hotline”, I’m sure she figured that people would only be reporting on “rightwing” incitement by Settlers and Rabbis.

I’m curious as to how long it will take to close this hotline if citizens began calling 1-700-70-60-44 to report statements and articles by Haneen Zoabi, Amira Hass, Gidon Levy, Ahmed Tibi, and others leftwingers, that many of us upright (upright, you get it?) citizens consider to be incitement. Or does incitement only go one way?

Wait! Was that just incitement?

Should I report myself?

 

(Hey kids, your parents didn’t let you stay up late to eat junk food and watch TV, just call 1-700-70-60-44 and give them their name. That’ll teach ‘em.)

 

About the Author: JoeSettler blogs at The Muqata.blogspot.com and occasionally on his own blog at JoeSettler.blogspot.com.


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7 Responses to “Play a Joke on Your Friends, Get Even with your Enemies”

  1. How true, this will be abused for sure.

  2. Norma Biblow says:

    KGB and Gestapo style in a Democracy!…what a shame!

  3. Paul W. Howe says:

    Money down the drain for this foolish joke… terrorist not touch at all…

  4. Israel had many enemies around and need to self defend the country.

  5. Remember the Iquizizia what do you want more from Allah VIRGIN Livni

  6. Adou Abel says:

    Let us wait and see. In any case she is a Minister and she will be impartial…!!!

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