As you must have heard, Prisoner X, was kept in a secret Israeli government jail, the one previously used to hold Yigal Amir, and it’s forbidden by the censor to talk about him or his incarceration.
Here at the Muqata, we’ve uncovered the real reasons why Prisoner X was arrested.
Here they are (a joint Joe-Jameel effort):
10. He tried baking dairy Borekas in the wrong shape
9. He was clandestinely helping fund Women of the Wall
8. Arrested for protesting against the Disengagement
7. Had proof of who really killed Rabin
6. Had a Talansky envelope with Olmert’s fingerprints on it
5. Had proof Aryeh Deri really was innocent
3. Had dirt on why the Pope really quit
2. Had a copy of Obama’s real birth certificate And reason number 1 is…
1. Sara Netanyahu told Bibi to put him in jail
About the Author: JoeSettler blogs at The Muqata.blogspot.com and occasionally on his own blog at JoeSettler.blogspot.com.
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