PreOccupied Territory

“Oops,” he muttered. “Awkward. My bad.”

Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday

He met his end in a tunnel that IAF jets pounded with bombs the Thursday night before last, along with six other Palestinian toddlers in their twenties

Reactions included numerous “Likes” in which the irony failed to resonate.

Every man needs purpose, and I believe I have found a purpose that will propel me to my next pursuit: management of eldercare facilities and hands-on administration of female educational institutions for the Jews of this great state.

Florin from the Princess Bride visits (in words) the Kingdom of the Jews

The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!

"All the unrest you have experienced this week is merely anti-Zionist, and you may therefore unburden yourselves of the anxiety over antisemitism.”

UK and EU opposition, though by no means unified, comes against the backdrop of two thousand years of European and other dominant powers trying to prevent Jewish sovereignty anywhere.

When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah

An official from Russia’s intelligence agency admitted his organization failed to maintain adequate data security.

“I’m not looking forward to when things open up and my wife starts asking why I’m not going.”

“Many important occasions demand his (Obama's) attention and there is no way he can attend them all”

Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel.

“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”

“You don’t exploit that crowded situation to turn the wife, kids, and sisters into human shields? What kind of warped thinking is that?

Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.

Presumptuous of Jews to think they can be not under Islamic domination.

Police will reassign officers who until now have guarded synagogues, yeshivas, and other Jewish community institutions.

Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.

“Essentially, the people are wrong for thinking Palestinians trying to kill us means we shouldn’t give Palestinians greater capacity to kill us,” explained Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On.

“If the Jews of Israel want to live a normal existence, they have to forfeit the security that everyone needs in order to live a normal existence.”

Following HRW expansion of the term’s application, things that are Apartheid now include lawn maintenance and jelly-filled donuts.

“Let me say it again: JEWS. PRAYING. You can just feel the existential threat.”

It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.

The dunderhead's blunder 'saids' in response to thunder from Down Under

People of conscience everywhere must protest. So let us rise up now and fight the erasure of Palestinians from The Flintstones.

“Those consequences will be hard to discern unless we specify them, because they will consist of the same continued attempts to rid the territory between the River and the Sea of Jews.”

“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”

The silence of his left-wing partners and the sympathetic media challenges his efforts to link himself to the operation in the minds of potential voters.