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DANCING THE APOCALYPSO

Mayan Calendar Expires, No Apocalypse So Far, See You in 2240

By the way, Rosh Hashana 6000 falls on Monday night, October 1, 2239.

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Yori Yanover

About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.

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  1. Gil Gilman says:

    lolrofllmao.

  2. This is the my Sound for the Maya and for US We lives juhuuuuu The end of calendar is not the Apocalypse peace! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4gqjsQjiyI

  3. Gil Gilman says:

    Let's see…Rosh HaShana 6000 would make me 92 going on 93 ;-).

  4. Grace Acosta says:

    The thing is, the Mayans wrote in pictograms. When doing the math, someone obviously forgot to carry the ocelot. Oops, doomsday is next week. Sorry 'bout that!

  5. I think the Mayans hit it on right here. The Apocalypse was that the current paradigm can't exist without cheap energy. The connection of the failure being in the Areas of Energy, Housing System, and Monetary System each failure playing on the interconnections and dependencies between these systems in the current paradigm.


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