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Netanyahu’s Leg Put in a Cast – Could Be First Divine Warning…
Posted on: June 11th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsDuring a soccer game on Monday afternoon, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu slipped on the grass and stressed a leg tendon. Will Bibi be able to recognize the divine warning that was delivered with his injury?
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November Bout in NJ: ‘True Arab’ Pascrell Vs. ‘America’s Rabbi’ Boteach
Posted on: June 6th, 2012
News → News BriefsBill Pascrell, the "Arab" candidate, won the Democratic primary for NJ's 9th district. In the other corner, meet "America's Rabbi," Shmuely Boteach, the Republican candidate.
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Arabs Attacking Jews in NJ Primary
Posted on: June 5th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsWith the race between two fellow Dems getting to the finish line, many fear that it has given rise to the first bona fide Jewish versus Arab competition, and an ugly one at that. The battle "has transformed into a troubling ethnic brawl."

Is CUNY Planning a Jewish Quota?
Posted on: June 4th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsCUNY Chancellor Matthew Goldstein has stepped into a gigantic mound of odoriferous matter, and it isn't clear if and how he's getting out of it, and, worse, what will the cleaning bill be. What's worse, it's possible he didn't even intend all the mean things people are saying about him. Maybe all he wanted was to help…

Poles Unhappy with Obama’s Retraction, as Entire Polish Economy Is at Stake
Posted on: May 31st, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsPolish Prime Minister Donald Tusk demanded a more "explicit reaction" to Obama's "Polish death camp" comment. Poland fears being sued for billions of dollars worth of property appropriated from Jews.
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At Last, Shimon Peres Gets his US Citizenship
Posted on: May 30th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsOf course, it's just a typo, but, you know, come to think of it, wouldn't many of us have preferred it if Shimon were to do what he does on the other side of the pond?
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‘First Jewish Leader of the Labour Party’ Enjoys Yiddish, Chicken Soup, But No Marxism
Posted on: May 24th, 2012
News → Yori's News Clips"I am not religious. But I am Jewish. My relationship with my Jewishness is complex. But whose isn’t?" writes the leader of the Labour Party and of the opposition in parliament, Ed Miliband, in the New Statesman.

Reporters, Dog, Irate as PA Won’t Share Supermodel
Posted on: May 23rd, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsWhy, you might ask, does a supermodel require representation by PA security officials? This, as Fido might say, is where the best bones are buried. An irate Palestinian Journalists Syndicate condemned the Palestinian Authority's "heavy-handed treatment of reporters on Tuesday covering a supermodel's visit to Bethlehem."

Too ‘Hot’ for Comfort, Temp Sues Orthodox Bosses in Failure to Communicate
Posted on: May 22nd, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsThe owners of Native Intimates are Orthodox Jews. That by itself is not exactly shocking, since Jews of all stripes have been running New York's garment industry since the early 20th century. What's unique about this particular outfit is their poor choice in letting go a female temp at their warehouse because she looked and dressed too provocatively for the workplace.

Technology Can Save Lives, Even in Borough Park
Posted on: May 21st, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsThe Asifa was a sober and responsible approach to a real problem, and I was impressed by the quickness with which the organizers responded to the potential pitfalls of being portrayed as Luddites, which does not befit a nation of scholars and questioners.

Church Official: ‘If You Flatten a Globe, Israel Is at the Center’
Posted on: May 18th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsMalcolm Hedding, an associate pastor of the World Outreach Church in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, was executive director of International Christian Embassy Jerusalem, which has a constituency of 14 million in 110 countries, according to Hedding. “Its main mission is to repair bridges opened up between Christians and Jews because of historical anti-Semitism.”

The Nice Lady Who Destroyed Obama
Posted on: May 18th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsMiriam Goderich – remember that name, it will go down in history as the woman who brought down a president. But poor Miriam never did anything bad, in fact, what she did happened decades ago and now it could topple President Barack Hussein Obama.

Surfer Rabbi Running for Senate, Ruffling Muslim, Tea Party, Feathers
Posted on: May 17th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsA rabbi running for the U.S. Senate told a cheering audience, “I am an Islamaphobe and everything we need to know about Islam, we learned on 9/11.”

Kissinger Gets Felt Up by the TSA
Posted on: May 16th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsFormer Secretary of State Henry Kissinger., who's turning 89 this month (may we suggest holiday in Vietnam?), was spotted last Friday at LaGuardia airport in New York, getting routed to the pat-down line while going through security.

My Son the Pioneer Jewish Doctor
Posted on: May 16th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsWhile some religions place ultimate responsibility for healing in divine hands, “Jews don’t see a conflict between faith and medicine,” says Alan M. Kraut, a professor of history at American University who helped put together the exhibition “Trail of the Magic Bullet: The Jewish Encounter With Modern Medicine, 1860-1960,” on view at Yeshiva University Museum in Manhattan.

He’s Black, He’s Jewish, He’s Gay, Get Used to It, and It, and It
Posted on: May 16th, 2012
News → Yori's News Clips"Most people have probably never heard of Y-Love," writes Jerry Portwood in Out Magazine this week, explaining that "for a dedicated fan base, however, Y-Love, aka Yitz Jordan, is a popular Hassidic hip-hop artist who raps in a mix of English, Arabic, Hebrew, Aramaic and Latin. That’s right: Jordan is an African-American rapping Jew. And now he wants the world to know he’s gay."

Holocaust Days of Remembrance and Traditional Coconut Pyramids
Posted on: May 1st, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsHere's the text that accompanies this image on the Pentagon-run website DefenseImagery.mil: "During the Holocaust Days of Remembrance U.S. Air Force Capt. Jennifer McGee, with the 12th Contracting Squadron, helps Madison Angelito and Alex Barner make coconut pyramids, a traditional Jewish dessert, at Randolph Air Force Base, Texas." There are Days of Remembrance? More than one? Needs checking. Also: traditional Jewish coconut pyramids? Whose tradition? Help...

US Pediatric Doctor Favors Female Circumcision
Posted on: April 30th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsDr. Hatem al-Haj, PhD, MD, a senior committee member of the Association of Muslim Jurists of America (AMJA), has recently published a 41-page Arabic-language paper titled "Circumcision of Girls: Jurisprudence and Medicine," explaining why female circumcision is recommended and even "an honor" for women.
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Video: Bea Abrams Cohen – California’s Oldest Female Veteran
Posted on: April 30th, 2012
News → Yori's News ClipsBea Abrams Cohen, who turned 102 in February, believes in mitzvahs. "Pay back. It works," she told the LA Times. Bea enlisted during World War II and worked for more than seventy years supporting the U.S. military and charity organizations.

Cartoon Rehab: It’s Miller Time, Sort Of
Posted on: April 29th, 2012
News → Yori's News Clips → Cartoon Rehabilitation ProgramToday's cartoon is from Al-Watan (Qatar), from way back in May 13, 2003. The U.S. and Israel are shown eating from two sides of an apple that represents “the Arab states.” According to the middle-east-info.org, where we found it, this cartoon is noteworthy because it was published in Qatar, home to the Al Jazeera TV network. Qatar is considered by many in the U.S. State Department to be a U.S. ally and a relatively moderate state.
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