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KABOOM???

So Someone Went and Blew Up the Iranian Nuclear Plant

Holy nuclear centrifuge, Batman, it could have actually happened!
Iran Nuclear Kaboom

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“Israel believes the Iranians have not evacuated the surrounding area. It is unclear whether that is because no harmful substances have been released, or because Tehran is trying to avoid sparking panic among residents.”

Just to be on the safe side, IRNA, the official Iranian news organ, announced late Sunday evening that “there has been no explosion in Fordo nuclear Facility, the deputy head of the Iranian Atomic Energy Organization Seyyed Shamseddin Barbroudi said on Sunday.”

The announcement continued:

“Washington and its Western allies accuse Iran of trying to develop nuclear weapons under the cover of a civilian nuclear program, while they have never presented any corroborative evidence to substantiate their allegations. Iran denies the charges and insists that its nuclear program is for peaceful purposes only.”

You see the Iranian conundrum? On the one hand they want to say that no one has touched their plant and all the bombs are intact, and revving up to go hit the Zionist enemy. But, on the other hand, they’re not supposed to have any nuclear bombs in the first place. So, in the end, nothing happened, nothing exploded, it’s all good.

The only problem they have right now is how to let the couple hundred folks out of there without being spotted by satellites. I say, wait for a cloudy day and make a run for it.

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About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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14 Responses to “So Someone Went and Blew Up the Iranian Nuclear Plant”

  1. An explosion is believed to have damaged Iran�s Fordow nuclear facility,
    which is being used to enrich uranium, Israeli intelligence officials have.
    told The Times. Sources in Tel Aviv said yesterday that they thought the.
    explosion happened last week. The Israeli Government is investigating.
    reports that it led to extensive structural damage and 200 workers had been.
    trapped inside.

    Israel believes the Iranians have not evacuated the surrounding area. It is
    unclear whether that is because no harmful substances have been released, or.
    because Tehran is trying to avoid sparking panic among residents.

    The Fordow plant is buried deep underground.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I wish it was true. Until its confirmed I don't believe it. The source appears very very unreliable.

  3. It was very good article, Zakeri and Kahlili have no credibility among Iranian communities.

  4. Charlie Hall says:

    On 9/13/2001, WND published an article that blamed the US for the 9/11.

    It continues to promote Birther nonsense.

    It carries the column of the notorious anti-Semite Pat Buchanan, along with the notorious bigot John Rocker, along with a host of other extremist crazies.

    Yet some Jews still take it seriously.

  5. Anonymous says:

    So, I just now (1/28/2013) visited the USGS (United States Geological Survey) site and found on 1/25/2013 at 12:11:24, Latitude 31.763, Longitude 50.946, a magnitude 5.1 earthquake happened – in Iran.

  6. Grace Acosta says:

    Nothing about it on the BBC, but I'm still keeping my fingers crossed.

  7. Why would you believe "The Times" but not WND?

  8. wish it could be true==david erstein.

  9. Gil Gilman says:

    …misdirection…misinformation…missile fall down go boom…Not!

  10. Anonymous says:

    An elected American law enforcement official has determined that Obama's birth cert as posted on the White House website has serious problems. His draft card also shows signs of being faked. Someone tell me why Obama has spent alot of money to keep from showing his original birth cert. Why won't he show it and put the 'birthers' to shame? WHY?

  11. Yehuda Cohen says:

    Sheeeeeeeee! Top Secret. A MOSAD trained ant carrying a neutron intered the reactor and set off a unbalanced reaction which lead to an explosion.

    Now if America or Israel did this, you don't think that they would try to hush it up and disclaim it so as to get the blame off their backs if Iran starts a war as a result? Time will tell.

  12. Who touches ISRAEL, touches the apple of the LORD´s eyes. shalom aleichem

  13. Anonymous says:

    I think we can all be reasonably certain that if Obama is exhibiting his draft card that it is indeed a fake. Obama was born in '61 and was 12 when the Vietnam War and was just a young kid when the draft ended. I'm the same age as Obama and I never had a draft card either.

  14. Reza Mashayekhi says:

    (Y)

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