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As Peace Talks Wane, Bennett Advising Livni to Negotiate with Aliens

Seeing as she doesn't stand a chance to conclude her negotiations with the Palestinians successfully, after the right has outmaneuvered her on retaining the Jordan Valley, Minister Tzipi Livni (far center) is livid. Naftali Bennett suggested she might do better negotiating with, say, Ferengi…

Seeing as she doesn't stand a chance to conclude her negotiations with the Palestinians successfully, after the right has outmaneuvered her on retaining the Jordan Valley, Minister Tzipi Livni (far center) is livid. Naftali Bennett suggested she might do better negotiating with, say, Ferengi…
Photo Credit: Image posted by Shahaf Pelovitz on Rotter.net

To our readers who might be alarmed by the possibility that the Earth, or Israel alone, has been negotiating with creatures from outer space, let me assure you that this was merely a quip by Minister Naftali Bennett, and not a report about an admittedly shocking situation. Also, those readers who object to satirical material on our website, seeing as the headline of this report could be considered somewhat spoofish, let me assure you that every bit of it is absolutely, honest to goodness sober and real.

Now that the bus full of murderous, bestial, horrible Palestinians with Jewish blood of women and children on their hands (feel free to add your own adjective, but it won’t stop anything)…

and the government ministerial committee on legislation has approved 8-3 a kind of annexation of the Jordan valley (to the great relief of the Jordanian king who refuses to have those crazy Palestinians at his border)…

and Chief PLO negotiator Saeb Erekat had his say (“the decision destroys all efforts for peace with Israel, showing the Israeli government’s indifference toward international law,” which it isn’t), we are officially in the next phase.

It’s the phase where the two opposing sides are attempting to galvanize their own public support, while making the other side look greedy, foolish, nearsighted, dangerous.

The two opposing sides, of course, are Justice Minister and Chief Negotiator Tzipi Livni vs. Jewish Home Chairman and Economy Minister Naftali Bennett. Because, frankly, there’s very little daylight between Tzipi and Erekat, or Tzipi and Kerry, but there’s a blast of Sahara desert sun between Tzipi and Naftali.

On Monday, Livni talked about the viability of the “peace negotiations,” saying “I’m not saying it’s easy, and I have issues with the Palestinians, too”—remember the daylight thing?—but the right’s glee over the fact that the Palestinians are not proving to be an honest partner for peace seems to her to be a fool’s delight, and an excuse.

“The question is not whether or not there’s a partner – we need to mark a target and take action.”

Very good advise to mortgage bankers, by the way: it makes no difference whether or not the borrower can pay it back – he’s over there, give him the money…

“My partner is Zionism,” Livni declared – I’m not making this up. “Today’s negotiation is not being conducted only with the Palestinians, but also with the world, through the United States, which is not merely the go between but an ally, with whom we share common interests.”

And then she added: “We can still reach a deal with the Palestinians and with the world and recruit them to our interests.”

If you feel that this phrase is bizarre, about recruiting the Palestinians and the world to our interests – it sounds just as bizarre in Hebrew.

Naftali Bennett, on his Facebook page, responded quickly: “If there’s no Palestinian partner, we’ll seek a treaty with aliens.”

Which makes for the fantastic image above, posted by Shahaf Pelovitz on Rotter.net.

Livni is livid at the Miri Regev bill to annex, for the first time in almost half a century, yet another part of the land of Israel, the valley alongside the Jordan River.

There isn’t a single reputable military expert who doesn’t say that without control over the eastern border with Jordan, Israel might as well give back the keys and try a different location—I hear the Fiji Islands are nice year round. Here’s why:

Netanya, where I live, like Tel Aviv, is smack in the middle of the country, where the vast majority of Israelis live, where our industry and commerce are, it’s about as “green line” as they come.

Netanya is also about 6 or 7 miles from the same “green line,” which is nothing but the spot where the Jewish and Arab armies stopped fighting in 1949.

(It has no geographic significance and, for that matter, no legal significance, other than marking a vast no man’s land nicknamed “The West Bank,” which was ceded by its last legal sovereign, the British Mandate in Palestine, back in 1948. The Hashemite Kingdom was never officially recognized as its sovereign—except for the Brits, no one else in the world thought they owned it, and in 1988 it gave up whatever claim it had had over it. When it was conquered by the IDF in 1967, the IDF became its legal sovereign according to international law. Not its occupier, but its sovereign. But that’s a lot of water under the Jordan River bridge.)

About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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10 Responses to “As Peace Talks Wane, Bennett Advising Livni to Negotiate with Aliens”

  1. Moishe Pupik says:

    Yanover, you get me every time. I admire your writing and I often agree with you. But I've tried to friend you three separate times already, with no response. Why are you doing this to me?

  2. Lisa Kamins says:

    well said, although I would not say, live long and prosper to Livni. I'd say, may G-d protect us from your misguided negotiations, and may He open your eyes to the truth. if He does not not open your eyes, may He protect you and yours from your own foolishness.

  3. Yes, because dehumanizing the people you hate makes it that much easier to despise them. Call them what you will, until peace is made more innocents on both sides will die. Is that what you want, Yori, or just an ethnic cleansing?

  4. Mr. Blum the "dehumanizing" is happening not on the Israeli side! check out the Palestinian demands: release prisoners that have murdered Israels! and that is just to sit at the negotiating table. You don't appear to be well informed. are you aware that Israel is treating hundreds of Syrians in their (hi tech) field hospitals, not to mention over 100 Syrian refugees being treated in Israel for injuries that were life threatening. How did they get those injuries? FROM SYRIANS! I strongly suggest you read some factual history and more balanced news reports. To Start with try Arutz Sheva. A simple question: what if it was your daughter, mother, son or wife that was killed by Palestinians? Think about it! tThat is what Israelis live with!

  5. Ida Wax says:

    Wake up Tzipi and start facing reality. Abass does not want
    peace. He only wants pieces of Israel. Give it up while you
    can still save your dignity.

  6. Wrong
    Abbas wants EV ERY PIECE OF ISRAEL, with no Jews. And israel is an "apartheidd state"! What utter rubbish.

  7. If Israel is destroyed another Holocaust will have happened. SiX million Jews perished while the world abandoned us. Among the murdered was my family. American Jews speak out before it is too late. Stop being cowards afraid of what OBAMA says or thinks. I begged you not to vote for him as chairman for RABBIS FOR ROMNEY. INSTEAD THE MAJORITY VOTED FOR OBAMA.
    Downplaying the Holocaust — Sulzberger & NY Times: Anna Blech at TEDxHunterCCS – YouTube In my book "CONTEMPLATING THE HOLOCAUST'' I have entire chapter on this subject. Israel is in trouble and we listen to Obama and others who have interests OTHER than saving ISRAEL from destruction. . Let us stop being politically correct and protect our own people. BUT THE MAJORITY of Jews voted for Obama.

  8. Mark L. Shane says:

    should have taken access of the entire west bank and gaza to avoid the June Rush……..and that east Jerusalem temple mount too. Will the real Israelis please stand up and take charge of their country?

  9. And did Abbas use the cement and other materials pouring (was pouring) into Gaza from Israel to better his people. NO!!! They built tunnels from Gaza to Israel. Hhhuummm??? I wonder why??? Gaza is desperate for sewage plants and clean water plants. They need companies to better their economy. They need encouraged farmers to plant food they need. Who's the problem here???

  10. Who's dehumanizing who??? Palestinians do t that to themselves….they don't need any help. You're right Mark Shane…it's about time and while you're at it……

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