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As Peace Talks Wane, Bennett Advising Livni to Negotiate with Aliens

Seeing as she doesn't stand a chance to conclude her negotiations with the Palestinians successfully, after the right has outmaneuvered her on retaining the Jordan Valley, Minister Tzipi Livni (far center) is livid. Naftali Bennett suggested she might do better negotiating with, say, Ferengi…

Seeing as she doesn't stand a chance to conclude her negotiations with the Palestinians successfully, after the right has outmaneuvered her on retaining the Jordan Valley, Minister Tzipi Livni (far center) is livid. Naftali Bennett suggested she might do better negotiating with, say, Ferengi…
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If a Palestinian State should come into being, God forbid, we can expect that the Hamas will take it over in a short time, and due to its new status as a state, Israel will not be able to do bubkas about it.

That’s awful enough, ask the Jewish settlements next to that other Hamas controlled Palestinian state in Gaza.

But Israel is able to control the violence emanating from Gaza, and now, with the new regime in place in Egypt, the terror government of Hamas is limited with what it can do to us before we retaliate fiercely. We should be able to survive a “West Bank” Palestinian state as well—as long as we’re able to monitor directly the Palestinian state’s eastern border, to prevent the traffic of military hardware from Jordan—which is 80 percent Palestinian.

Take away our ability to control the eastern border and yours truly, here in Netanya, will be filing his reports from his bomb shelter, which, in our building, is also a parking garage and our Internet connection is terrible down there.

Take away our Jordan Valley and watch the same fate that befell our brothers and sisters near the Gaza Strip—a couple hundred thousands of them, give or take—become the plight of about 3 million Israelis.

That’s the fate Tzipi Livni is planning for us, and she’s becoming angrier and angrier when we refuse to lay down our necks in the nice hole below the guillotine.

Finally: The Jewish Press website is running a poll that asks “Who do you think was the most dangerous person to the Jews in 2013?” My initial response was to look for the name Benjamin Netanyahu. but, alas, for reasons of niceties and politics, our staff preferred not to insult the man quite so openly. This is why we omitted President Shimon Peres as well, in his case strictly out of respect for the title.

But the truth is that Netanyahu, or rather his choice regarding the Jordan Valley bill, when it comes up for a Knesset vote, will decide the fate of Israel for a long time. If Bibi kills the Regev bill through parliamentary maneuvering, I propose that he should be handed his spot on the list of most dangerous to the Jews, right above Obama 9who’s leading right now, with Kerry and Rouhani tied for second place).

Livni is aware that once the Regev bill passes, it could mean the end of the negotiations. the Palestinians will walk. As it is they’re having a hard time explaining to their people why the Jews should be allowed to live, never mind hold on to some of their conquered territories.

So Livni will, indeed, meet with aliens: Vulcans, Klingons, Ferengi, whatever it takes, to find a way around the fact that the vast majority of Israelis, including many who support the “2-state solution” will never give up the Jordan Valley.

Live long and prosper, Tzipora Livni.

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About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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10 Responses to “As Peace Talks Wane, Bennett Advising Livni to Negotiate with Aliens”

  1. Moishe Pupik says:

    Yanover, you get me every time. I admire your writing and I often agree with you. But I've tried to friend you three separate times already, with no response. Why are you doing this to me?

  2. Lisa Kamins says:

    well said, although I would not say, live long and prosper to Livni. I'd say, may G-d protect us from your misguided negotiations, and may He open your eyes to the truth. if He does not not open your eyes, may He protect you and yours from your own foolishness.

  3. Yes, because dehumanizing the people you hate makes it that much easier to despise them. Call them what you will, until peace is made more innocents on both sides will die. Is that what you want, Yori, or just an ethnic cleansing?

  4. Mr. Blum the "dehumanizing" is happening not on the Israeli side! check out the Palestinian demands: release prisoners that have murdered Israels! and that is just to sit at the negotiating table. You don't appear to be well informed. are you aware that Israel is treating hundreds of Syrians in their (hi tech) field hospitals, not to mention over 100 Syrian refugees being treated in Israel for injuries that were life threatening. How did they get those injuries? FROM SYRIANS! I strongly suggest you read some factual history and more balanced news reports. To Start with try Arutz Sheva. A simple question: what if it was your daughter, mother, son or wife that was killed by Palestinians? Think about it! tThat is what Israelis live with!

  5. Ida Wax says:

    Wake up Tzipi and start facing reality. Abass does not want
    peace. He only wants pieces of Israel. Give it up while you
    can still save your dignity.

  6. Wrong
    Abbas wants EV ERY PIECE OF ISRAEL, with no Jews. And israel is an "apartheidd state"! What utter rubbish.

  7. If Israel is destroyed another Holocaust will have happened. SiX million Jews perished while the world abandoned us. Among the murdered was my family. American Jews speak out before it is too late. Stop being cowards afraid of what OBAMA says or thinks. I begged you not to vote for him as chairman for RABBIS FOR ROMNEY. INSTEAD THE MAJORITY VOTED FOR OBAMA.
    Downplaying the Holocaust — Sulzberger & NY Times: Anna Blech at TEDxHunterCCS – YouTube In my book "CONTEMPLATING THE HOLOCAUST'' I have entire chapter on this subject. Israel is in trouble and we listen to Obama and others who have interests OTHER than saving ISRAEL from destruction. . Let us stop being politically correct and protect our own people. BUT THE MAJORITY of Jews voted for Obama.

  8. Mark L. Shane says:

    should have taken access of the entire west bank and gaza to avoid the June Rush……..and that east Jerusalem temple mount too. Will the real Israelis please stand up and take charge of their country?

  9. And did Abbas use the cement and other materials pouring (was pouring) into Gaza from Israel to better his people. NO!!! They built tunnels from Gaza to Israel. Hhhuummm??? I wonder why??? Gaza is desperate for sewage plants and clean water plants. They need companies to better their economy. They need encouraged farmers to plant food they need. Who's the problem here???

  10. Who's dehumanizing who??? Palestinians do t that to themselves….they don't need any help. You're right Mark Shane…it's about time and while you're at it……

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