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Bibi Is Not Crazy: White House Admits Final Deal Includes Enrichment

Saying now that you've only agreed to low level, not high level enrichment is exactly like low-balling the questionable lady from the apocryphal Churchill story.
Yousef Al Tenaiji with National Security Council spokeswoman Bernadette Meehan. Yousef lives in Dubai and has nothing to do with Iran or nukes, but what a fun, stereotypical image the two of them make…

Yousef Al Tenaiji with National Security Council spokeswoman Bernadette Meehan. Yousef lives in Dubai and has nothing to do with Iran or nukes, but what a fun, stereotypical image the two of them make…

A final deal with Iran could include a capacity for uranium enrichment, the White House said.

“Could” is what you say when you used to say “couldn’t” but then the other side insisted they would, and so you add a kind of implied “maybe” to the word by making it “could” instead of, say, “will zealously engage in producing weapons grade plutonium which is what they’d been meaning to do all along while we, here, at the White House were making fun of Netanyahu for being such a panicky sort.”

Here’s what Bernadette Meehan, the National Security Council spokeswoman actually said in a statement Tuesday to JTA, in response to their query based on a story first reported by the Washington Free Beacon.

“We are prepared to negotiate a strictly limited enrichment program in the end state, but only because the Iranians have indicated for the first time in a public document that they are prepared to accept rigorous monitoring and limits on level, scope, capacity, and stockpiles.”

This is so like the joke about Churchill who asks a lady if she’d sleep with him for a thousand pounds and she said yes, then he asked what about for five, and she said: Sir, what do you think I am, and he said We already established that, now we’re haggling over the price.

See, once the White House admits they lied all along, the part about monitoring day and night, with extra binoculars, the really good kind – that doesn’t really matter any longer. The fact remains, the president agreed to Iranian enrichment and lied to the Israelis and the Saudis and everybody else who’s shaking in their boots on account of they know the crazy monkeys in Tehran will happily go down in nuclear flames if they knew they were taking everybody else with them.

Saying now that you’ve only agreed to low level, not high level enrichment is exactly like low-balling the questionable lady from the apocryphal Churchill story.

Israel and the Saudis and, really, anyone with a healthy fear of Shiites, oppose any Iranian enrichment capacity, because Iran is led by madmen to whom Mutually Assured Destruction is martyrological panacea, not a threat.

“If we can reach an understanding on all of these strict constraints, then we can have an arrangement that includes a very modest amount of enrichment that is tied to Iran’s actual needs and that eliminates any near-term breakout capability,” Meehan told JTA. “If we can’t, then we’ll be right back to insisting on no enrichment.”

And a hearty good luck to you on that one, hope you’ll visit Yad Vashem II, the Iranian Holocaust Museum. By the time the U.S. gets around to do all that insisting, Iran’s economy will have started to blossom, anywhere from $50 to $300 billion will have been injected into their economy and they could do whatever they feel like, no matter what Obama is insisting on.

Folks, the first thing Obama did when he took office in 2009 was to betray the people who voted for him by compensating the bankers for their losses. He didn’t invest a trillion dollars in Main Street, like so many of us expected he would – he gave it all to his buddies on Wall Street. We didn’t know he had buddies on Wall Street – turns out he did.

This president will betray you just to pass a boring afternoon – of course he’ll betray his Israeli and Saudi allies. He has done it already, in fact. Listen to his spokeswoman, for heaven’s sake:

“Since the P5+1 would have to agree to the contours of a possible enrichment program, it is by definition not a ‘right’,” she said.

About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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18 Responses to “Bibi Is Not Crazy: White House Admits Final Deal Includes Enrichment”

  1. James Bloyd says:

    Obie is a pathological liar

  2. Are any of you really surprised???

  3. The united snakes can be trusted just ask the native Americans… :D

  4. obama is the enemy of all good people.

  5. Yori, yes, Obama is pond scum but bibi hired tzippy livni to “negotiate” – all politicians stink.

  6. Robin Rosenblatt says:

    Sam Vaknin Analyzes Barack Obama (Part 1)

    Sam Vaknin Analyzes Barack Obama (Part 2)

    Sam Vaknin Analyzes Barack Obama (Part 3)

    Obama Clinical Narcissist Interview Sam Vaknin Nov2010

    Obama Clinical Narcissist Interview II Sam Vaknin Sep2011

  7. Iran will not be able to enrich anywhere to a final concentration of 20%. However, it will be allowed to enrich to 60%, just not 20%

  8. Bibi is not crazy, he knows he is dealing with double tongued Arabs calling themselves Iranian. Talk to any real Persian and there is a world of difference between the two. Just look at this grinning idiot wearing his gingham table cloth on his head and a nightshirt! Since when has a Persian ever dressed like a Bedouin Sheikh. The administration of Persia is run by Islamic Arabs because they outnumbered the Persians probably 5 to 1 and this is the result. Take 4 wives between 14 and 18 producing two brats each at least four or more will be boys what have you got. Islam has to be outlawed and in so many ways. Who the hell needs four wives. If one must have a harem then put them on all the pill or give them tubal ligations.

  9. let's not delude ourselves. we're dealing with a dangerous lunatic. evident in 2008. and, i am a lifelong democratic party voter who voted for mccain. anyone but this guy.

  10. Cody Flecker says:

    The Jews love Obama after all they voted (72%) en masse, and donated 100's of millions of dollars to his campaign. Sol ike Hillary said" What difference does it make anyway) if Iran gets a nuclear weapon. American Jews will be just as happy if the Iranians nuke Israel. American Jews will feel justified if Israel and its pesky Jews just get evaporated. Like Hillary said" What difference does it make anyway"?

  11. Chaiya Eitan says:

    So….now that we know this for sure, what are we going to do about it????

  12. Bibi is not crazy, he is right to protest to Obama, but he is "guilty conscience" becouse he listened and believed Obama not to bomb to Iran's nuclear facilities in 2009-2010 after the fraudalent elections and the people of Iran uprising to topple the Ayatollah terror regime, now still the possibility to strike the Iranian nuclear facilities and topple the mullahs if Bibi doesn't liesen Obama.

  13. Bill Russell says:

    YOU KNOW WHO YOUR ENEMY IS ITS BHO SELLING ANYONE BUT ARABS DOWN THE RIVER
    HTHE WORLD IS A SCARY PLACE SINCE 2008

  14. Bibi is not crazy, he has the right to scream in vaine becouse behind this "nuclear agreement P5+1" is that Iran should increase 4 MM barrels in oil market to bring down the world oil prices.

  15. Naomi Litvin says:

    love this article!

  16. Read this article please.

  17. Robbie Goldstein says:

    Yes, but the problem is that he is "dealing" with them.

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