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Bibi Wants President Shimon to Squeeze One More Year

President Shimon Peres and PM Benjamin Netanyahu (with yarmulkes). All I could think about this morning was Chaim Cheffer's ditty "How Did the Flea Rise Up."

President Shimon Peres and PM Benjamin Netanyahu (with yarmulkes). All I could think about this morning was Chaim Cheffer's ditty "How Did the Flea Rise Up."
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Millions will continue to pour out of Israeli taxpayer pockets to sponsor another year of Shimon. There will be another planetary Shimon conference next year, where experts from all over will come to Jerusalem to praise Shimon (and Tony Blair, of course, and Elie Wiesel, and Kissinger). Shimon will fly one more year to Davos, Shimon will kiss little girls who give him flowers on his pre-birthday, his birthday and his after-birthday, and, most importantly: Shimon will keep pushing the inevitable peace deal with the Palestinians, which is what the world is paying him for – the rest is just a bonus.

Now would be a good time to ask why Bibi needs this headache. After all, a president who gets his mandate directly from the people can seriously alter the political system in Israel. It makes no sense to go into all this hoopla just to elect the same ceremonial garden gnom.

One reason could be that Bibi might be coveting this job for himself some day. If it’s good to be the king, then it’s fun to be the king maker. But I don’t think that’s the real reason.

Like everything big and scary in Netanyahu’s life, the source of this news ripple must be Sara Netanyahu.

Sara hates Rueven Rivlin, the former Knesset Speaker, a veteran Likudnik who speaks his mind and is cursed by way too much honesty. He’s sweet and charming and generous, and people really like him, left, right and center. He made the mistake of not towing the party line last term, so Sara punished him by telling her husband to pick someone else for Speaker. You can’t slight Bibi and continue to hold the position to which you brought honor and dignity. No slack was cut for Rubi Rivlin.

At least 20 MKs, including government ministers have declared their support for Rivlin to be the next president of Israel. Netanyahu cannot expect to beat him without a bloody and humiliating fight. Rivlin is strongly associated with the pro-settlement camp. Going openly against him would create a needless, premature rift between the prime minister and the people he’s planning to deport from their homes some day.

Having in his possession no one even close to Rivlin in terms of qualifications and support to the man Sara despises, Netanyahu is playing for time. Give Shimon an extra year, spend a few extra millions, no harm done and Bibi can come home to a modicum of domestic tranquility, except for the Norwegian shiksa on the living room couch.

How did the flea rise up? Hop springs eternal.

About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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5 Responses to “Bibi Wants President Shimon to Squeeze One More Year”

  1. Ora Cooper says:

    this must be the only time I am with Bibi!. For president we need a Diplomat! not some Licudnik who "speaks his perceived truth" No one ever tell the truth! including the "pretetious "Rabbis" in fact no one wants to hear the truth,or believe it when they see it ! So we need a Diplomat a person who can win the hearts and minds of others in the world.Its Ceremonial! I vote for Shimon!

  2. Carlos Font says:

    Not being an Israeli, I will refrain from any comments. However, I am saving in my archives Yori Yanover's very interesting version of the role of the President. He breaks me up and should be over here to write about our esteemed President.

  3. Shimon Peres must go out together with Netanyahu, if the people of Israel has to vote a President, for what needs a Prime Minister, wit a President is enough.

  4. wHY DID YOU ERASE MY COMMENT..IT WAS NOT DISRESPECTFUL

  5. I hope you don't erase my comment Thank G d Bibi has asked President Shimon Peres to squeeze out 1 more year, Mazel Tov President Shimon Peres.You now have the opportunity to correct the injustice towards Jonathan Pollard who has been sitting in prison for 29 years(YOU WERE PRES MOST OF THE TIME) for passing info to Israel,a very good ally.It's time to do tshuva,all of Israel is COUNTING ON YOU,

    YOU ESPECIALLY<DEAR PRESIDENT,TO HAVE POLLARD TRANSFERRED TO AN ISRAELI HOSPITAL>ANYTHING YOU REALLY WANTED TO DO,YOU ACCOMPLISHED.WE ARE EXPECTING YOU TO LAY THE GROUND WORK AND WHEN BIBI GOES TO WASHINGTON,YOU WILLHAVE IT ALL ARRANGED>>JONATHAN IS SICK AND NEEDS ISRAELI HUMANITARIAN CARE THAT ONLY YOU CAN ARRANGE>HE MUST COME BACK WITH NETANYAHU AFTER HIS MARCH 3RD VISIT. REMEMBER WHAT YOU YOURSELF SAID TZEDEK<TZEDEK SHALL YOU URSUE, NOT JUST WITH OUR ENEMIES,BUT WITH OUR OWN BROTHER.TIME TO LEAVE YOUR LAST YEAR AS A MODEL OF DOING TSHUVA ,

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