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Missile Attacks Can be Fun, Entertaining and Magical

Let Uri Geller tell you how long you have to run for cover from a missile attack. Who's the idiot behind this idea?
Let Uri Geller tell you how long until the missile hits your house!

Let Uri Geller tell you how long until the missile hits your house!
Photo Credit: IDF Home Front Command

I guess the IDF thought it would be fun and entertaining to have Uri Geller show us through Internet magic how long we have to seek cover in case of a missile attack, but for some reason I’m not feeling the fun.

The website begins with Uri Geller in a room full of spoons and as you start to type in the name of your town in Hebrew, Uri interrupts to tell you he can guess which town you mean.

Then, through magic, Uri will tell you how long you have from when the siren goes off until the missile hits your house.

Great.

Israel’s next war will probably involve lots of missiles falling all over the country. Obviously, some IDF psychology study thought that this would be a great and less stressful way to transfer this important information to the general population.

And, by the way, why has my warning time been cut down to a minute and half?

I’m not amused.

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4 Responses to “Missile Attacks Can be Fun, Entertaining and Magical”

  1. Guy Peters says:

    Idiots !! Let them make themselves a target then & see just how much ” fun” it REALLY can be

  2. Really, what kind of idiot says that, I find nothing very humorous about being woken up at 3 AM by an incoming missile siren.

  3. Not even remotely amusing; just very frightening.

  4. AS I SAID IN AN EARLIER POST THAT THE LIBERAL LEFT "ARE" MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!!!!!

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