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Obama’s Shape-Shifting Alien Spotted at AIPAC Convention (Video)

The bald-headed secret service agent acts strangely, looking to his right and to his left incessantly and almost mechanically.
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You think we’re making this up? Well, somebody made this up, but not us. Somebody got a hold of the video of President Obama’s March 4 speech to the “Zionist cabal,” also known as AIPAC, and noticed – how could they not – that one of President Obama’s shape-shifting body guards, a lizard-humanoid, let go of his human shape for a brief moment, exposing to the world his truly hideous alien form.

We repeat: the alleged shape-shifter is not Israeli President Shimon Peres, sitting up front, but some unnamed White House body guard from a neighboring planet. We’re not saying President Peres is or is not a shape-shifter, only that he isn’t shifting in this well documented scene.

The text-to-speech program narrator tells you all about it with the certainty of a GPS program plowing away minutes after your car has gone into the lake.

The bald-headed secret service agent acts strangely, looking to his right and to his left incessantly and almost mechanically, then totally shape-shifts into a reptile. Or not. How many shape-shifters have you seen to compare with this one?

The video was shot by JN1, a Jewish news service, which probably hadn’t been told by the Jewish cabal to keep their lenses off the alien shape-shifters.

Anyway, the video has gone seriously viral, with close to 3 million views. I believe this week humanity has gone just a little more stupid, possibly because we’re all oxygen deprived.



About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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7 Responses to “Obama’s Shape-Shifting Alien Spotted at AIPAC Convention (Video)”

  1. Brenda Chan says:

    whazzzz up with this picture.

  2. Gil Gilman says:

    Someone's been watching too much Dr. Who.

  3. Cassie Phillips says:

    I thought this article was funny. The video wouldn't come up though, "no longer available…YT account associated with video has been terminated". Another alien thing?

  4. I watched this video a couple of days ago. It was really creepy. Creepy enough tat I wanted to see it again. Now it has been virtually erased from the internet.

  5. Jay Ess says:

    Must think we are stupid!

  6. Michael Ruden says:

    you will find the video here and then you can download it with realplayer. https://www.facebook.com/groups/UFOEPS/

  7. Michael Ruden says:

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/UFOEPS/

    you find it here . download it with realplayer. then you have it forever.

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