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The following rant represents only Mr. Yanover’s opinion and does not in any way reflect anything but Mr. Yanover’s opinion. In fact, anything written by Mr. Yanover reflects his own opinion, which a surprisingly small number of other people endorse, including several members of Mr. Yanover’s own family.

Just thought you’d like to know. Now the rant:

This is a State department official image of Secretary Clinton being greeted by Beninses senior government officials upon her arrival in Cotonou, Benin.

It’s a picture of Happy Hillary.

There are three Hillary faces.

Happy Hillary – more or less what you see here.

Tearful Hillary – I’ll never forget that amazing clip after she lost Iowa.

Firm, official Hillary. That’s with the librarian’s bun thing.

I know all of the above is, essentially, sexist, because I would never write something about President Obama’s librarian’s bun. Or Mitt Romney’s librarian’s bun. Although, to be honest, I’m sure if an adviser told Romeny he could win Washington State by sporting a librarian’s bun, he’d grow one.

There’s a new TV show called “Political Animals,” in which Sigourney Weaver plays a Hillary type VP who decides, after her president’s first term in office, to run against him.

I would probably vote for Sigourney Weaver, but not for Hillary. She was my senator in New York State and I couldn’t make myself vote for her.

For me it was the Sura Arafat kiss. You don’t kiss Sura Arafat and tell me you’re on my side.

Heck, I’d rather vote for Sigourney Weaver’s alien…

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About the Author: JewishPress.com Senior Internet Editor Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published two fun books: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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  1. Gil Gilman says:

    lmao…I hope you included me among the surprisingly few…I even agreed with you when you seemed to be wrong, and seemed to change your mind. As I've often told my enemies and friends alike, "Once I thought I was incorrect, but I was mistaken!"

  2. Charlie Hall says:

    A new book to be published tomorrow claims that it was Hillary Clinton who convinced President Obama to authorize the mission to kill Osama bin Laden.

    If that is true, that more than makes up for the kiss to the kleptocrat's wife.

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