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It’s a Plan

It's a Plan

Photo Credit: Official White House Photo by Pete Souza

President Barack Obama talks with Secretary of State John Kerry in the Oval Office. Here’s what the president is saying:

Here’s how we’ll handle Bibi.

First, we’ll tell him we can’t support Israel on the Iran nukes unless he agrees to talks with the Palestinians where they get to have preconditions but he gets none.

When he sees the light and starts the talks as per our demands, we’ll tell him we took care of Iran, he has nothing to worry about.

Then we’ll tell Iran they can go ahead and do what they’re doing, as long as they do it with a smile, and they shouldn’t deny the Holocaust.

Then it’s too late for Bibi to pull out of the talks and he looks isolated and belligerent on Iran, and we’ll tell him if he doesn’t go back to the 1967 he’ll get an Intifada that would put to shame the other Intifadas.

You think you’ll remember the whole thing or should I wrote down for you? How’s the wife?

About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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6 Responses to “It’s a Plan”

  1. Chip Tully says:

    I wouldn’t trust either one of those douche bags

  2. Paul Jeser says:

    This would be funny if Israel’s existence was not in the balance.

  3. Israel can’t trust anyone or for that matter any so called peace talks. Israel keeps giving and everyone keeps taking.

  4. repent and change while God can be found before its too late…. Christian love Samson Haangana….

  5. Lloyd Bergner says:

    The "Plan" has been hatched to throw Israel under the bus for not negotiating with Abbas and blame Israel for starting the third intifada

  6. Kerry saying "third intifada will start if Israel will not make what I am saying", who is he to say such things, he is threatening Israel's state security, Israel must ask to Kerry "persona non grata", he has no right to put his foot in Israel's soil.

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