Air Force One in the early morning fog at Joint Base Andrews, Md., before departure on President Barack Obama’s trip to North Carolina, Jan. 15, 2014.
Personally, I hate flying. But if you gave me one of these, hey, I’d fly it. Even if I’m not the president, which I’m not, and can’t ever be, on account of my parents having me in Tel Aviv (something I never forgave them). Even if I’m only a guest, I’d fly it.
Are you kidding me? They got their own offices there, and a kitchen, and wifi—which I have in my apartment, but it doesn’t fly. The view doesn’t change from our living room panorama window. Same lawn, same palm tree, same snippet of the Mediterranean between two buildings across the street.
Of course, I can always tell myself we’re still sitting on the tarmac, like Air Force One in Andrews, in the early morning fog.
Fine, I’m jealous, happy now?
About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.
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