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The 10 Plagues of John Kerry

No one illustrates the posture of power of the United States of America more than John Kerry.
Secretary of State Kerry, with negotiators Saeb Erekat and Tzipi Livni, brings a plague on both their houses

Secretary of State Kerry, with negotiators Saeb Erekat and Tzipi Livni, brings a plague on both their houses

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry has struck Israel with a host 10 plagues since he reincarnated the dead and deadly peace process last July.

He still has one last malady left before he runs out of ammunition, blames the Jews and Arabs for not making peace for the first time in 100 years or so, and scuttles back home to make trouble elsewhere in the world.

The first sign and wonder that the self-honorable Secretary offered was none other than John Kerry himself.

“I will come upon you for nine months until you let my people – er, the Arabs – go free from the Occupation,” he in effect announced. One would think that he was living in a time tunnel because the Arabs were freed from their Egyptian and Jordanian occupiers in 1967, but the State Dept. does not know that since there is nothing in its archives on Israel between the 1948 and 1967.

Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu was not so impressed with Kerry’s first miracle and he turned to his wise men, who came up with Israel’s own sign and wonder, Defense Minister Moshe Ya’alon. He is the man who stood on principle, when there was such a thing, when he was IDF Chief of Staff in the Expulsion Government of Ariel Sharon. He paid the price of being snubbed for what is usually an automatic extension of the term of office, and Kerry knows that.

So Kerry and his boss, President Barack Obama, brought out their next miracle whitewash of lies, also known as J Street and the host of Jewish armchair diplomats who think that because they live in the United States and are Jewish, or call themselves Jewish, they know how to run and defend Israel better than the ignoramuses who live in Israel.

The White House closed its doors to AIPAC and rabbis who actually believe that the Torah was given to Jews by God and is not subject to interpretation by every shrink and fink, and it opened them for J Street, Jews and even non-Jews who call themselves rabbis because they have been ordained to be politically correct.

They suddenly became the voice of Americana Jewry, who joined John Kerry to berate the government of Israel on how to conduct its affairs and to teach them a lesson that every home for Jews in Judea and Samaria endangers the national security of the United States of America.

But Netanyahu’s heart remained Jewish and Israeli and he refused to free the People of Israel from the threat of extinction.

Kerry then huffed and puffed and screamed, “Settlements!” to scare Jerusalem. “You are illegitimate,” President Obama told the settlers. “You are illegal,” Kerry scolded them. “You are an obstacle to peace.”

The settlers answered, “We are an obstacle to war,” and Kerry followed up with the plague of the boycott.

“If Israel does not agree to remove every settler from the Biblical heart of Israel where Jesus, the first Palestinian was born, I will inflict on you the Boycott. I will not drink anything that comes from SodaStream, even if Scarlett Johansson tempts me.”

Israel responded that if Jesus, born Jewish, was a Palestinian, then every Jew in Israel is a Palestinian, too, and also should be able to vote for who heads the Palestinian Authority.

Without warning, Kerry waved his staff – the wise men of the State Dept. – and told the People of Israel that if they do not agree to live in the ghettos of Tel Aviv, he will bring on them the refugees – 5 million Arabs who will swarm the land of Israel from Eilat to Kiryat Shmona, and from the Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea.

About the Author: Tzvi Ben Gedalyahu is a graduate in journalism and economics from The George Washington University. He has worked as a cub reporter in rural Virginia and as senior copy editor for major Canadian metropolitan dailies. Tzvi wrote for Arutz Sheva for several years before joining the Jewish Press.


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26 Responses to “The 10 Plagues of John Kerry”

  1. Gary Chuven says:

    Hilariously funny, but deadly accurate.

  2. kerry, a fitness increasingly more unfriendly.

  3. He is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Speaking of tools he needs to take a saw and remove at least a foot of his big chin

  4. If anyone in the Jewish community still supports or trust Obama and his pet Kerry by this time, the must also be supports of the PLO, because they both have the same ideas for Israel, total destruction. Israel remember the past, trust no one with your lives but yourselves, others will lead you to destruction for their own political and religious reasons.

  5. Victor Roberto Aidan says:

    IN THE NAME OF JESUS ,PLEASE PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU .. STAND FIRM BE STRONG BE BRAVE BE COURAGEOUS & NEVER GIVE UP …DO NOT LET OUR ENEMY GET VICTORY UPON ISRAEL..PLEASE IN JESUS NAME DEFEND & SAVE THE HOLY LAND … DO NOT LET ANY ENEMY POLITICAL ADVERSARY TEMPTED YOU >>GOD ISRAEL OUR ADONAI LORD JESUS IS OUR SIDE >>>NOT BE SCARED …NEVER LET HOLY LAND ISRAEL..IN JESUS NAME ..amen

  6. America and England are suffering the worst winter in decades, all of this due to what Kerry is trying to do and that is to divide Israel. If a division of any kind comes about due to these talks, there will be hell to pay, not only in Israel, but in America.

  7. Michael Brenner says:

    It's hard to read these pieces from the ultra-right. They're completely detached from reality and dripping with hate for everyone who is not on the right.

  8. Lisa Kamins says:

    well said. G-d willing we will get Kerry to go away, leave us alone with out any damage. then we need Livni to go away and leave us alone with out any damage too. then of course we need Netanyahu to stop trying the smoke screens and fess up to what he is really up too. for a more articulate article on this see: http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/176869#.UunXDLSguSo

  9. Jill Beach says:

    so what does that mean for the rest of us?? Canada, England etc…why does it always come down to 'torturing' everybody around the world..? I say put Kerry, Obama, Netanyahu, and Harper etc in the middle of the desert with guns and let them kill themselves and leave the rest of us-the people who suffer their decisions-out of it!


  10. Soon it will be Purim
    we very know the story of Purim
    how it started and how it ended
    so let us pray for a new miracle…
    <3

  11. I wrote and spke to all my friends and relatives iin USA that they must not vote for Obama who is out to destroy Israel for his brother Muslims. I sent emails. "Please get rid of him. Get his opponent into the WH. A man of honour and his word.
    Some replied very rudely, that they support Obama. One cousin bloclked my emails and refiuses to talk to me.

    Now, Israel is suffering.
    I warned them that Obama said the settlements are illegitimaye>

    In his speach in Cairo about 5 years ago, he admitted that he is Muslims.""Islam is a great religion. II know, because I am one of them."

    Now those Jews who voted for this Muslims are suffering.

  12. Kerry ha plague number 11 not up his sleeve, but right next to him : Tzipi Livni

  13. Joel 3:2 says:
    I will gather all nations and bring them down to the Valley of Jehoshaphat. There I will put them on trial for what they did to my inheritance, my people Israel, because they scattered my people among the nations and divided up my land.

  14. A very gifted writer putting the blame exactly where it goes – Obama/Kerry team haven't a clue on how very stupid and insipid their comments, agenda and actions are. They are "ridiculed in their own land".

  15. Nothing to do with right/left. The Word of God has gone forth and "it will accomplish that for which it was sent". King Solomon and every Prophecy from Moses to The Revelation of Jesus Christ.

  16. Dear readers and Jewish Press

    This Document has been sent to Jewish Press before and I have had no comment
    I would Advice you to read it: Every thing that happens to Israel, the Jewish People and Christians will be based on this Document !
    This time it will not be Anti Semitism, but Anti- Judeo-Christian Persecution.
    Get ready because it is coming Quickly
    STRATEGIC IMPLICATIONS OF AMERICAN MILLENNIALISM

  17. Unfortunately They do understand very clearly ! Read Document above: G-d Bless You sister

  18. Brother they will attempt to drive the Jews into the Sea in the coming months ! But the last Army who tried that drowned :) I think we need to pray for the enemy they are in deep water already !!!

  19. Kerry should stay home making "catch up" with Obama.

  20. The more I see Mr. Kerry actions re: the ME process, I understand less what he is trying to do…and why

  21. Jill Beach says:

    in one of the many translations of the 'new bible' it says that the antichrist will have the eyes of a man-but will not be a man-considering the new legal def of corporation ( an entity, with its own language (money)-could corporation be the 'people' of the anti-Christ?

  22. I pray for the peace of Jerusalem, for all her people and her land. I pray that Israel stay firm in her convictions and not cave in to the propaganda that spews from Obama's and Kerry's lying mouths that will leave Israel vulnerable. The US gov't is on the wrong side of our Constitution, God and against Israel.

  23. David Abel says:

    Michael – please do not make the mistake of thinking that the left/ultraleft have a monopoly on wisdom and compassion. On the contrary.

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