“They will rape your children, murder your sons, takes your women as their second and third wives and overwhelm you,” he warned.
The Jews reminded him that there are hundreds of thousands of Jewish refugees, those who were not killed in Arab pogroms, who expelled from their homes in Arab countries, leaving behind property worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
Kerry then consulted his soothsayers and returned to Israel to put into Netanyahu the fear of the Labor party and none other than his highness President Shimon Peres.
The Labor party said it will enter the coalition government to keep Netanyahu in office when the priests of nationalism leave in protest over the government’s buckling under Kerry’s plagues.
When Kerry saw that Peres has only a one-word vocabulary – “peace” – and the Labor party is stuck with its tradition of infighting while losing popularity at the same time, he warned Netanyahu that if he does not open the gates of slavery to the Nobel Prize, the United Nations will breathe its fury on the backs of Israel. Mahmoud Abbas will win recognition as a Palestinian country based on its definition of borders, without negotiations. It will have an army. Its capital will be on the Temple Mount. The Jews won’t have a chance.
Netanyahu reminded Kerry that the United Nations also passed a resolution to end the Second Lebanon War in 2006, declaring that no foreign group will have arms in Lebanon, where Hezbollah rules most of the nation. He brought out the ancient diplomatic traditional chant uttered by Abba Eban, “Oom Shmoom,” Hebrew for “UN Shmoo-end.”
Kerry brought out the eighth plague, Iran. “If you do not do as I say, the United States will allow Iran to enrich uranium for peaceful purposes, which in its eyes means making the Middle East safe for Islamic rule by annihilating Israel.
The Israeli Cabinet discussed the threat for 40 days and 40 nights and replied that if Iran nukes Israel, the American Embassy would be the first target, followed by the State Dept. in Washington.
Kerry shot back, “Intifada!”
“What do you guys want, another intifada? That is what will happen if you don’t let the Palestinian Authority destroy you peacefully,” was the essence of Kerry’s message.
“They will shoot at you; they will throw rocks and firebombs at your cars. They will try to blow themselves up along with you.”
“Been there, done that,” Israel responded. “Any other plagues up your sleeve.”
The 10th plague awaits Israel.
Kerry will gather all of his forces and all of the wrath of Hell to bring down Israel with the dreaded FRAMEWORK.
Thomas Friedman, the Obama administration’s unofficial spokesman, reported in The New York Times today that Kerry will unleash the ultimate plague – the framework, calling for “a phased Israeli withdrawal from the West Bank (based on the 1967 lines), with unprecedented security arrangements in the strategic Jordan Valley….
“It will call for the Palestinians to have a capital in Arab East Jerusalem and for Palestinians to recognize Israel as the nation state of the Jewish people. It will not include any right of return for Palestinian refugees into Israel proper.”
That plague will be on both houses – the Palestinian Authority and Israel, and Abbas and Netanyahu, if they want to stay alive politically and otherwise, will burn the plague.
And then a Voice will be heard unto John Kerry, saying, “Get thee out of the Land of Israel. Leave My People alone and go forth unto your country. It is so smitten already that they won’t even feel another plague like you.”