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PA Resurrects ‘Palestinian Authority Descending from Jesus’ Gospel

How far the PA will go to present the lie as the truth and the truth as a lie? Its claim that Jesus was a Palestinian is old hat. But now the “resurrection” also refers to “the Palestinian state.”
The Gospel according to the Palestinian Authority

The Gospel according to the Palestinian Authority

The official Palestinian Authority daily has figuratively crucified the New Testament to show that Jesus not only was “the virtuous patriotic Palestinian forefather” but also that “the Zionist movement… wanted to falsify historical facts, to exile and crucify the Palestinian Arab nation and then murder it.”

It has to be true because ‘The Bible tells me so,” if the over-60 crowd remembers what Pat Boone used to croon, except that Boone and the Palestinian Authority have different versions.

In the past, Muslim clerics in the PA have rewritten the Torah to explain that the forefather Abraham actually led Ishmael and not Isaac (Yitzchak) to be sacrificed. For the uninformed, Rachel’s Tomb in Bethlehem, as related in the Torah, actually is a Muslim holy place, although Islam was founded more than 2,000 years after she died.

And, of course, the Biblical accounts of the First and Second Temples never existed.

Now, thanks to a translation by Palestinian Media Watch (PMW) of an article in the official Palestinian Authority Al-Hayat Al-Jadida two weeks ago, the world knows that the entire story of Jesus “reflects the Palestinian narrative.”

The headline “The resurrection of Jesus, the resurrection of the state” makes it clear that Jesus and the Palestinian Authority are one, forever united – a wonderful way to convince Christians that they actually are Muslims whose heritage dates way back to Ishmael and that the modern  Zionist movement has robbed the “Palestinians” of their ancient history. That might be true if  Yasser Arafat were the 3,000-year-old man, but on second thought, he was born in Egypt, so that won’t work.

Remember the Christian holiday Easter? It is not about colored eggs at all. It also not just for “Christian Palestinians.”

Easter is a holiday for Palestinian nationalism, because Jesus, may he rest in peace, is a Canaanite Palestinian,” according to op-ed that was translated and reported by PMW.

“His resurrection, three days after being crucified and killed by the Jews – as reported in the New Testament – reflects the Palestinian narrative, which struggles against the descendants of modern Zionist Judaism, in its new colonialist form, that conspires with the Western capitalists who claim to belong to Christianity,” the official PA daily’s op-ed stated.

Jesus “rose from the dead…to spread his teachings that still exist and will exist as long as mankind exists.”

And what is his gospel?

His story is the “Palestinian people’s story,” the article continues.

Is the Palestinian Authority twisting history?

No, God forbid. The guilty party is “the Zionist movement – tool of the capitalist West – [that] wanted to falsify historical facts, to exile and crucify the Palestinian Arab nation and then murder it by means of ethnic cleansing… “

And now the pièce de résistance.

“The Palestinians, Jesus’ descendants, rose from the ashes, like the phoenix, from the ruins of the Nakba.” the Arab term for the re-establishment of the State of Israel in 1948.”

Pat Boone must be crying in his grave.

About the Author: Tzvi Ben Gedalyahu is a graduate in journalism and economics from The George Washington University. He has worked as a cub reporter in rural Virginia and as senior copy editor for major Canadian metropolitan dailies. Tzvi wrote for Arutz Sheva for several years before joining the Jewish Press.


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9 Responses to “PA Resurrects ‘Palestinian Authority Descending from Jesus’ Gospel”

  1. Koit Pärn says:

    Jesus Christ came to bring salvation to Jews first, then to the gentiles (including Arabs). In the last days the salvation will return to the Jews. Christ Himself will come back and the remnant of Israel will believe! Praise God!

  2. Roy Neal Grissom says:

    You do know that Pat Boone is still alive…right? He's also pro-Israel and always has been.

  3. The Bible warns of false teachings, this is one of them.What is true is that Jesus was born Jewish as the Bible states. I would believe his 12 disciples, 11 of which died for their faith in Jesus Christ, so it's safe to assume that they believed in him as the messiah and they said he was born of Mary and Joseph and was descended of the house of David and as per the old testiment, he was born in Bethlehem, fled into Egypt and the returned to then live for a while in Nazereth and Galalee. He died as the sacrafial lamb for all of our sins. All sin that we ever commited or ever would. He was raised from the dead and has ascended to heaven. He will return as he said very soon.

  4. Mildred Bilt says:

    Richard: where in the Jewish Bible do you see the name of Jesus? And if he was the son of Mary and Joseph you just threw out the Christian beliefs. Now all you need to do is revise the Koran and start your own religion. How about Scientology?

  5. Yes the "Palestinians" are descendants of Jesus – whoops he had no descendants and there are no "Palestinians" either.

  6. Anonymous says:

    RABBI DR. BERNHARD ROSENBERG

    America Unite BOSTON BOMBING.

  7. Tim Upham says:

    The Palestinians can tie into Jesus. He is mentioned in the Qu'ran 25 times, and Muslims believe he will return on the Day of Redemption. Also, when Mohammed went to the foundation stone, to descend into heaven, he prayed with Abraham, Moses, and Jesus. This can be used for Muslim and Christian Palestinians to united together. For there are more Christian Palestinians living in Canada, than in the West Bank. Has Mahmoud Abbas been calling them back?

  8. the arab christians are being murdered daily in all lands where muslims can get away with it. abbas calling back christians to israel, are you joking. who is so insane the will come back here to die. unity are you paying attention to the christians in egypt,these days.this is so damn unreal. dont you have a clue.

  9. Tim Upham says:

    I know Arab Christians, you obviously do not. Why do not you try meeting some. Then comment about them.

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