Isidore Heath Campbell, a white nationalist and “self proclaimed” Nazi (as opposed to the official ones?) from Shippensburg, Pennsylvania was granted approval from Hunterdon County, NJ, Superior Court on March 24 to change his surname to Hitler, and so, as of Monday this week, it’s Isidore Heath Hitler to you, members of inferior races.
Back in December 2008, Isidore the self-proclaimed Nazi made headlines after a Greenwich Township, New Jersey ShopRite outlet refused to make a cake in honor of the third birthday of his son, Adolf Hitler Campbell. Eventually, a Nazareth, Pennsylvania Wal-Mart baked and inscribed the cake.
“It’s great,” the new Hitler told MyCentralJersey.com. “My driver’s license is changed over, my insurance, my registration, all that I needed is changed over. I’m the new Hitler.”
Mazel Tov.
It so happens that May 8, when he became legally Hitler, was Victory in Europe Day, marking the surrender of self-proclaimed Nazi Germany.
“Actually, I was commending all the Nazis, meaning I bowed my head that day yesterday,” Hitler said. “I said a prayer for them for all they gave us.”
Of course, the original Hitler had already blown his own skull by then, way down in the bunker (we’re told).
“I feel good about it,” the new Hitler said, “Now all I need is my kids back.”
Fortunately, the same court system that allowed this totally mad person to rename himself after the biggest murderer in recorded human history, is also keeping him from going near his children. In 2013, he entered the Hunterdon County Courthouse dressed in a Nazi uniform to petition for visitation rights with his youngest son, Heinrich Hons Campbell, who had been taken away by state shortly after his birth, in 2011.
Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honzlynn Jeannie Campbell were placed in foster care following reports of parental violence. The court recommended counseling, but Hitler refused because “the psychologist was Jewish.”
“Let my four children know that I do love them,” Hitler said. “And I will be there soon to get them.”