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Henry Kissinger in Jerusalem.

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger., who’s turning 89 this month (may we suggest holiday in Vietnam?), was spotted last Friday at LaGuardia airport in New York, getting routed to the pat-down line while going through security, reports the Washington Post “In the Loop” section.

After asking Kissinger his name as he passed through the scanner, the agent sent him to be searched. Kissinger was in a wheelchair. In the search area, Kissinger was subjected to what “the full Monty” of the usual groping.

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Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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