There is a Jewish concept of “The king’s glory is intensified by the size of His assembly,” meaning that in approaching God, the bigger the crowd, the better.
This year, we’ve decided to appeal to the Creator of the Universe as a group, so that He might give priority to our requests. So, go ahead, ask away, just make sure to leave your real name and email (the latter we will keep from public view, of course).
One request per customer, please, but they don’t have to be solemn and dignified. (Just don’t enter rude stuff, because it’ll get flagged and deleted.)
OK, then, you have until Sunday night, Sept. 16.
Dear God, as the New Year is upon us, my personal request is…