A spoof website now offers the world “John Kerry Solutions, Ltd,” an offer for anyone wanting to solve problems as he has done the past year in the Middle East.
The My Israel organization, in coordination with the Council of Jewish Communities of Judea and Samaria, created the website with its promotional material below:
John Kerry is an American politician who is an expert in international crisis management and creative solutions.
In light of his great diplomatic experience, in recent years he has been acting in the Middle East with great success and brought creative solutions that transformed the region.
Syria, Egypt , Libya , Iran and other countries thank him for the creative quiet that he brought to the region.
Now John brings his skills also to ordinary citizens!
Problems with your boyfriend?
Need original idea for a disguise?
Your neighbor’s lawn glows more?
John has a solution!
John Kerry Solutions Inc.
We have no good solutions, but we must do something. Right?
Our company thanks the good people who helped us in Israel besides Minister – Tzipi Livni and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.