You know the expression, that “fatal cup of beer” ? The one where you know you’ve made the mistake, you’ve had just that last one too many … Well, the Palestinian Authority has just drained the last drop.
The PA delegation to UNESCO has demanded a full session of the Intergovernmental Committee for Promoting the Return of Cultural Property – to force the “return” of the Dead Sea Scrolls “stolen” by Israel.
The Palestinian Authority insists the Dead Sea Scrolls are part of “Palestinian heritage.”
For real.
Now, if you, the reader, are especially energetic and hop over to the Twitter social networking site, typing in #PalestinianClaims, you will see some more of the latest Very Important Palestinian [Authority] claims – the most recent tweeted by users who are simply being helpful and all.
But in case you don’t have time or inclination, we have brought a sampling of the bounty here for your amusement.
For instance, one tweet: “All we have to kill Jews are rocks…”
And, for those who indulge in ancient history: ‘an appeal to @UNESCO, demanding that the damn Trojans will give them back their horse.”
Or a tweet from Israeli writer and commentator Shlomi Ben Meir: “Famous Palestinian leader, dreaming of establishing a Palestinian state. Famous quote: ‘If you will it, it’s not just #PalestinianClaims”.
From investigative journalist Y Mikarov: ‘BREAKING. Palestinians claim they are the ones exiled from Egypt and will now celebrate Passover [Minus Gefilte Fish].’
And from the NGO, ‘Stand With Us,’ the edgy query, ‘Palestinians claiming Dead Sea scrolls as Palestinian – what next? Famous Palestinian wall of China?’
Or, ‘Meet William al Sheik-Speare, a famous Palestinian writer’ from BevL
But the best is from the shores of America and the keyboard of Arsen Ostrovsky: ‘Wow, did you hear the one about the Statue of Palestine?’