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I was out of the shower when the text sang out. Totally mutar.

Perfect. Now I could claim shadchanus.

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I went to the l’chaim, and I told the story to all who would listen. Unfortunately, nobody seemed to want to give me shadchanus.

I am seriously dismayed, disappointed, disillusioned, disenfranchised, and disprofited.

Not deterred. I’m going out to the dollar store. And I’m stocking up on black bowls and glass dishes.

Keep an ear out.

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