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So you have no room for lunch, and if you don’t eat the cholent, your wife is going to start asking what you ate at the kiddush, like it’s a federal crime to eat at these things. So that said, you’re definitely skipping the liver. How hard did she work on it? You’re the one who took it out of the freezer, and then she mixed in an egg for some reason. Who’s going to be offended if you don’t eat it? It’s chopped liver.

Have a question for “You’re Asking Me?” Scream it into my ear. If I go, “Ha! Yeah,” I’m trying to be polite and hoping it wasn’t a question.

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