The Rabbi’s Cat
By Joann Sfar
Pantheon Books, $21.95
The Rabbi’s Cat, book cover.
The rabbi’s rabbi grows disgusted with the heretical, lying cat, and tells the rabbi to drown the cat. The rabbi refuses (he says the cat doesn’t like water) but the cat’s sense of self-preservation kicks in, and he tells his master’s rabbi that he is G-d, come in cat-form to test him. “I tell him that I am not at all satisfied with his behavior. I tell him that he was as dogmatic and obtuse with me as some Christians are with Jews,” the cat says, as the rabbi’s rabbi falls to his knees, begging for forgiveness. “I tell him that it was a joke, that I’m only a cat, and that he can get up,” says the mischievous cat, renewing suggestions of drowning.
The rabbi teaches his cat Torah.
The cat eats the parrot.
Menachem Wecker is a painter, writer and editor, based in Washington, D.C. He welcomes comments at email@example.com.Menachem Wecker
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