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{Originally posted to the author’s website, The Lid}

Before you read this please check your calendar? You done?  Okay now that you know it is not the first of April, perhaps readers will believe that this is a true story.


What is it what these people?  No one is motivated to make peace but some of these Arab countries are practically plotzing about the Israel spy agency the Mossad. They believe the agency is so good that they are sending Mossad spy animals over the borders. This time it was a falcon, before it was a shark.

The latest example is from Lebanon:

Citizens in southern Lebanon have detained a vulture that flew in from an Israeli nature reserve on suspicion of espionage, local media reported on Wednesday.

The Israeli Gamla Nature Reserve tracked the vulture to the southern Lebanese village of Bint Jbeil, just across the shared border with Israel. But residents there caught and detained the vulture believing that the tracking device it was wearing was Israeli spygear.

The Israel Nature and Parks Authority (INPA) told the Jerusalem Post that the nature reserve had released the griffon vulture a month ago, after it was brought into the country from Catalonia in July 2015.

In 2010 an Egyptian official claimed that a shark that killed one person and left four others injured in Egypt could have been placed there by agents of the Mossad.

It wasn’t some low level official either,

Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha, the regional governor, claimed it was not “out of the question” that Israel could have planned the attacks on tourists to dent the Egyptian economy.

He said: “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark in the sea to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question. But it needs time to confirm.”

Holy Cow! We are good! Who knew Dr. Doolittle was a Jew. “Hey, Come here Mr. Shark I want you to do me a little favor. If you help me, I’ll give you some brisket”

The shark suspected of carrying out the attacks was identified yesterday in photographs taken minutes before one of the previous attacks.

Scientists claimed its aggression against humans could be down to sensory damage, leaving it unable to tell the difference between humans and fish.

And you can’t put anything over those brilliant Saudi Arabians, they see through every attempt to pull the wool over their eyes. For example, they banned Barbie Dolls when they figured out that the were part of a Zionist plot to bring promiscuity to Saudi Arabia. They banned Pokemon  because they too were part of the Zionist conspiracy.  But a 2011 Saudi discovery topped them all.  Back then those incredible Saudi minds captured one of the top birds of the Mossad.

A vulture tagged by scientists at Tel Aviv University has strayed into Saudi Arabian territory, where it was promptly arrested on suspicion of being a Mossad spy, Israeli and Saudi media reported Tuesday.

The bird was found in a rural area of the country wearing a transmitter and a leg bracelet bearing the words ‘Tel Aviv University’, according to the reports, which surfaced first in the Israeli daily Ma’ariv.

Although these tags indicate that the bird was part of a long-term research project into migration patters, residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia’s Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be a ‘Zionist plot.’

Those dangerous Israeli spies got caught again in 2012. That’s when Sudanese authorities captured a Mossad spy in the town of Kereinek. According to the North African country, the Mossad spy is a real vulture.  No they weren’t calling the spy  names…they were claiming that a captured bird was a spy.

The online edition of the Egyptian daily El Balad said the raptor was fitted with solar-powered equipment that can broadcasts information, including satellite images. The report states a GPS tracker was also installed.

Iran’s Press TV reported that the Sudanese security services believe the vulture was dispatched on its mission from Jerusalem’s Hebrew University. The vulture allegedly sports a leg-band with the school’s logo and a Hebrew label that reads “Israeli Nature Service.”

An ecologist from the Israel Nature and Parks Authority told the Israeli news site YNet that the bird was being tracked for the purpose of studying migration patterns. Vultures typically fly south in the winter. “This is a young vulture that was tagged, along with 100 others, in October. He has two wing bands and a German-made GPS chip,” said Ohad Hazofe.

See what I mean? Either the Mossad is better than I think they are, or those countries are tripping on some really powerful drugs. I just hope they don’t complain to PETA, they are really crazy!


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Jeff Dunetz is editor and publisher of the The Lid, and a weekly political columnist for the Jewish Star and TruthRevolt. He has also contributed to, HotAir, and PJ Media’s Tattler.