Isn’t it amazing how a comedian is able to say the most terrifying things about the Human Condition and make is giggle irrepressibly?
I think we should hire comedians to deliver bad news to patients in hospitals.
What do you want first, the bad news or the good news?
Well, the bad news is we’re cutting off your leg.
The good news is we just eliminated half of what you’re spending on shoes and sox.
I’m here until Thursday.