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Here are Sara Netanyahu and French President Francois Hollande’s partner Valerie Trierweiler (R) at the official residence in Jerusalem Sunday.

Natural yellow shades are found in only two percent of the world’s population, making the color nearly as rare as red hair. Golden locks are most common in Europe, particularly Scandinavia and other northern nations. Blonde is also a frequent color for children, but over time the hair may naturally darken into a brunette shade.

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Low levels of melanin pigmentation are responsible for light-colored hair, a recessive condition that can easily be overshadowed by dominant brown hair genes. Even in individuals where blonde is expressed, natural brown or red highlights often appear. All shades of blonde have a yellow tint – naturally white hair is a result of albinism, a complete lack of pigmentation.

The vast majority of blondes on the planet use dyes or chemicals to create or enhance their yellow colored hair.

A ventriloquist is telling dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the audience stands up and cries: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. Stop stereotyping women! What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her intelligence? Do you know how hard it is to get a decent job when everyone objectifies you? You should apologize not just to blondes, but to women everywhere!” So the ventriloquist starts to apologize, and the blonde yells: “You stay out of this, I’m talking to the horrible little man on your knee!”

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Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.