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George Zimmerman Cures Cancer

"Cancer is a white man's disease," said MSNBC political commentator Al Sharpton.

George Zimmerman

Originally published at Sultan Knish.

George Zimmerman, the Florida man at the center of the controversial Trayvon Martin case, claims to have cured cancer.

The announcement was first made on Twitter by his brother Robert and was then followed by a demonstration of the new Zimmerman cure by the man formerly on trial for the shooting of a Florida teenager during which he demonstrated the cancer cure and introduced reporters to several former cancer patients cured by his method.

Zimmerman, who claims to have come up with the cure during an intensive bout of research while waiting to be tried, is releasing it free of charge into the public domain.

Reaction to the move was swift and unanimous.

“Cancer is a white man’s disease,” said MSNBC political commentator Al Sharpton. “No black man ever got cancer unless he got it from white people. The only people a racist like Zimmerman cares about is white people.”

Time Magazine warned that the loss of cancer would actually pose a danger to public health. In “Cancer: Misunderstood?” it pointed out that for many years cancer had been a signature disease. Now that it was cured, funding for public health research would begin drying up.

“For now, Zimmerman is basking in shortsighted praise for curing a disease, but millions more will die because of the inattention to other public health crises, including AIDS, spread like a disease by his cure.”

“George musta thought cancer was black,” tweeted comedian Chris Rock. Ted Rall drew a cancer cell wearing a hoodie.

Some responses were unexpectedly sympathetic toward cancer. In “George Zimmerman Cures Cancer But at What Price?” National Geographic warned that the cure would unleash other diseases that cancer may have kept in the background. The Daily Beast ran a response from African-American cancer patients wearing hoodies and vowing not to make use of the cure. “We Would Rather Have Trayvon Martin Alive Again Than a Cure for Cancer. Slate responded with a contrarian piece, “What Was So Bad About Cancer Anyway?”

“Cancer mostly killed the old and the sick. Unlike George Zimmerman who murdered a young boy. Now his cancer cure will help old white people live longer perpetuating white privilege.”

New York Times columnist Charles M. Blow expressed concern that Zimmerman’s flashy cure had prevented black researchers from curing cancer and providing a role model for black youth.

“The shot that George Zimmerman fired with his so-called cancer cure at the black community is even deadlier than the first shot he fired by murdering Trayvon Martin,” Blow wrote. “I spoke with researchers at Harvard University’s Uni Research labs where a properly multicultural team from every race, gender and sexual orientation had been assembled to cure cancer and provide role models for children of every conceivable combination of races, sexual orientations and gender identities.”

“Sure cancer was cured,” Blow finished, “but at what price? Is cancer really deadlier than the lack of role models in our community?”

Responding to that lack of role models, the NAACP petitioned that the name of the Zimmerman cure by redistributed and renamed after George Elmer Dagwood Jr, a pioneering African-American researcher in the 1930s who claimed to have cured cancer. While the cure turned out to be sugar water, there were many who swore that the water had cured them.

Speaking at an NAACP event, Attorney General Eric Holder promised to take the proposal under advisement.

President Barack Obama appeared to have little to say about the cure. At a press conference he however offered some off the cuff remarks, saying, “George Zimmerman may find it easier to cure cancer than to cure the loss that Trayvon Martin’s parents suffered. Cancer may have been the cancer of the white community, but gun violence is the cancer of the black community. The real threat doesn’t come from microscopic diseases, but from the choices that we make. Our challenge isn’t to cure diseases, anyone can do that, but to change the bad choices that we make by outlawing guns.”

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews expressed concern that the large number of people who would no longer die of cancer would live longer to become a drain on the healthcare system.

“George Zimmerman not only killed a black man, but he may have also killed the signature legislative achievement of America’s first black president,” Matthews said.

“A cancer cure means an overloaded Obamacare system that is unsustainable. And you’ll pardon my suspicious mind, but I think that’s exactly what George Zimmerman had in mind. He wanted revenge against Obama and he got it.”

“Black people have often been referred to as a cancer,” said Toure, an accredited expert in racism. “There is this process of othering at work here. First George Zimmerman murders a black boy to get white approval and then he murders a disease that white people hate the way they hate black people.”

“The real cancer isn’t cancer,” he added. “It’s racism. And there’s no cure for that except hating George Zimmerman. And all white people.”

(This is satire. George Zimmerman did not cure cancer. Yet.)

About the Author: Daniel Greenfield is an Israeli born blogger and columnist, and a Shillman Fellow at the David Horowitz Freedom Center. His work covers American, European and Israeli politics as well as the War on Terror. His writing can be found at http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/ These opinions do not necessarily reflect the opinion of The Jewish Press.

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14 Responses to “George Zimmerman Cures Cancer”

  1. well the white man invented monsanto and all the other gene altering crap we eat. so he may be right!

  2. Tamatha Felstein says:

    well the white man invented monsanto and all the other gene altering crap we eat. so he may be right!

  3. but george zimmerman should be in prison for MURDER

  4. Tamatha Felstein says:

    but george zimmerman should be in prison for MURDER

  5. I hope Fox does'nt pick this up. It'll be their top story all week.

  6. Joseph Sanchez says:

    It wouldn't matter who found a cure for cancer, THE MEDICAL NAZI's will always be on the opposing side. Your life is only worth it if you can afford heath care!

  7. scott2ac says:

    Your should have prefaced your article that the information is satire. George Zimmerman did not cure cancer.  This information was posted at the end of the article from Front Page Magazine which you copied.
    http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/george-zimmerman-cures-cancer/

  8. scott2ac says:

    Your should have prefaced your article that the information is satire!  George Zimmerman did not cure cancer!  This information was posted at the end of the article from Front Page Magazine that you copied.
    http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/george-zimmerman-cures-cancer/

  9. scott2ac says:

    Your should have prefaced your article that the information is satire! George Zimmerman did not cure cancer!  This information was posted at the end of the article from Front Page Magazine that you copied.
    http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/george-zimmerman-cures-cancer/

  10. wHY DO YOU PRINT THIS GARBAGE.

  11. Marianna Mujnoo says:

    @Tamatha … you obviously do not know what happened or the law so you really should not comment … you do not look so smart

  12. Tony Baker says:

    Totally lame.. Article full of BS and racist comments from some of the worst offenders… hope old Obama's was satire as well…

  13. TamathaFelstein says:

    @Marianna Mujnoo LOL oh yeah right, and you do thank you so much for telling me what I should and shouldn’t be doing, you puritanical hypocrite

  14. TamathaFelstein says:

    @Marianna Mujnoo You are funny, you make up faerie tales to make yourself feel better about the world of lies you are engaging in….as for looking “not so smart” why should I care what anyone thinks when I come from truth I do not have to worry, I have the power of truth and keep eating Monsanto, and maybe Zimmerman will be your next husband good luck with that .

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