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Poof the Clueless Kerry (Tune of Puff the Magic Dragon)


U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.
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Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee,

Little Barack Bama loved that rascal Poof, And gave him Secretary perks and other fancy stuff, oh

Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee, Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee.

To Ramallah he traveled in his diplomatic ride Obamie kept a lookout back in Foggy Bottom’s tide, Arab kings and terrorists would bow whene’er he came, Abbas counted chickens every time Poof squeaked his name, oh!

Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee, Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee.

The Big Lie lives forever about Palestinian “rights,” Like Santa Claus and Obamacare, imaginary plight, One grey night it happened, Bibi caved no more And Poof that Foggy Bottomer, he vanished from our sight.

His weird head bent in sorrow, green tears then fell like rain, Poof no longer went to play the terrorizers game. Without his life-long jihad, Poof could not be brave, So Poof that Secretary sadly slipped into his cave, oh!

Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas,
And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee,
Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas,
And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee.

About the Author: Steven Plaut is a professor at the University of Haifa. He can be contacted at steveneplaut@yahoo.com.


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11 Responses to “Poof the Clueless Kerry (Tune of Puff the Magic Dragon)”

  1. Let that moron Kerry take his so called “Peace Plan” and stick it where the sun don’t shine. If he is stupid enough to think any normal country can deal with the liar Abbas and his horde of terrorists, then they are sadly mistaken or moronic- take your choice.

  2. Yori Mendel says:

    It’s Mr. FrankenPillsbury Marshmuddle Fascist Man. Watch out Wimps. He’s on your Side, not ours. May He RIP in Jordan.

  3. THIS MOROM MAKE ME SICK JUST LIKE HES LEADER=OOBBSSAAMM

  4. Was that a gay joke?

  5. Joseph Sanchez says:

    YUP, in a nutshell, that's about right! LOL great story, they can put in a library next to Obama in Wonder Land!!!

  6. The lumbering lurch leaves…and takes his moronic view of our world with him…a cowardly man with no social graces beyond marrying a rich woman…and to think he thought he could become POTUS…when no good can come from your deeds it's time to stop and shut up, unfortunately he won't…we can only hope he does indeed…"slipped into his cave, oh!

  7. and don't come back. thing is though, kerry is just a handmaiden for hussein who is a real jew hater. just like jimmy carter, that demented twisted soul, obama and his pal eric holder, will reveal themselves as the worst racists and haters of Israel. no surprise, of course, because we know it now. fascists. nutjobs. he's got muslims all over the white house and that goy state department.

  8. ROFL… this is great! I have to share it with my NT friends…

  9. Sientje Seinen says:

    lololol

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