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What Would Ben & Jerry Name an Ice Cream After Operation Protective Edge?

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On my Faccebook page I asked the following question, and received the following answers.

Add your own below…

What would Ben & Jerry name an ice cream after Operation Protective Edge?

Here’s 3 examples to kick it off:

1) Rocket Road

2) What a Cluster

3) Red Alert


Alan Goldsmith hamastachio

Michal Rubin Terror-misu

Andrea Licht Simon IDF – Incredibly Delicious Fudge

Elana Horwitz miklatte

דניאל שניאורסון Iron Cone

Ilana Fine Bar-Hai great!!!

Allison Abraham operation protective fudge?

Abby Breitstein Shrapnelicious (extra chunks!)

Rivka Cubine Hamas Crumble

Ilana Fine Bar-Hai lol

Karl Holmstrom Amen!

Rachel Dickson Azakaramel

Rivkah Dvorah Albinder-Amar Cherry Gar-ceasefire

Lauren Shapiro Sachs Missile-sippi mud

Temima Berkovitz Rockets & S’more

Max Bernstein Ban Ki-Prune, favorite of the elderly

Judith Rosenberg Charney Feh!

Bonnie Shusterman Eizikovitz lol!

Jordan M. Samet Banana barrage

Rivka Cubine Tunnel Crunch

Temima Berkovitz Late Night Attack

Lauren Shapiro Sachs Cherry bomb shelter?

Shayna Marcus Explosive nuts

Adina Krausz Lets face the fact that B&J is as left wing as it tastes good. They would probably call is Gaza Genocide

Daphna Shechter 72 VIRGIN PIÑA COLADA

Tiffany Hess Marshm-Allahoow Chocol-akebar

Svietka Rivilis complicated but hilarious

Abby Kerzhner Yan Kerzhner: Iron Dough, Hamas Cake Batter, Hamas Split

Judith Rosenberg Charney Iron Dough…..love it!

Pnina Weiss Qasamopolitan

David Dome Suicide Sundae

Ira Gidon Chocolate Restraint

Beth Finkelman Vanil-Aza S’cool- a seemingly innocent vanilla ice cream. However, when you get to the bottom of the carton there is another layer of cardboard and when you open it. surprise! There is chocolate chunks, cherries, and crunchy nuts. This of course is not advertised on the carton (no allergy info/nothing), obviously the world just assumes its just plain vanilla.

Ilana Fine Bar-Hai red alert would be cherry icecream. Hey I made chocolate rockets with pop candy inside: Rochets explode in your mouth not on your house. Said in an ISraeli accent, of course…

Adina Goldberg Cherry Gazia

Ruchie Bromberg ChocEitan

Chana Siegel Protective Fudge

Bruria Efune Cease and Resist Disproportionate Refudge

Yael Tilevitz Lockerman UNRWA cookie dough

Adina Goldberg Allah-hu Heath Bar

Rivka Cubine Late Night Smack

Shosh Pasarel Weapons cashew

Steve Braun Jameel, glad to see you now have some free time on your hands.

Leah L. Lee IDF Rocks

Sharon Deitch Code red velvet cake

Amelia Weitzman Schmidt I like Alan Goldsmith’s idea of Hamastachio, but I’d take it further to Hamastachio Tunnel Core

Mark Prager Kippat karamel

Max Bernstein UNbelievable nougat

Shosh Pasarel Hamasberry Blast

Skoler Binyamin Kerry Garcia (a Vermont entity would surely name an ice-cream after an ineffectual secretary of state).

Shuli Briggs Ram and raze-it !

Marion Rosen “Boom”berry Ripple.

Sue Parker Gerson Chicka Chocka Boom Boom

Ariella McCauley Kopels Muquata Mint Chips, French Laundry Vanilla (includes a fresh pair of undies)

Yafa Greenzweig Miklat Mocha Mousse

Shuli Briggs Ham-asScream.

Adina Goldberg Abbaston Cream Pie

Abby Kerzhner Red Velvet Alert with Pop Rock(et)s

Avi Schreiber Propaganda Delight

Daphna Shechter Tunnel Taffy Explosion or Jamoca Allah Fudge Peckers

Elana Horwitz it’s not humus

Rivka Cubine they do have a new flavor called Hazed and Confused! LOL http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/hazed-and-confused-core

Hazed & Confused Core | Ben & Jerry’s www.benjerry.com Chocolate & Hazelnut Ice Creams with Fudge Chips & a Hazelnut Fudge Core

Kimberley Palfrey Dome Heavenly Hash…

Rena Reiser Cashew Weapons

Annie Kadosh Orenstein Red alert

Beth Raz For sure red alert. I’m thinking cinnamon ice cream with red hots mixed in.

Ineke Loewenberg I like the IDF Incredibly Delicious Fudge!

Yosef Helfand Rocket Chip Mint

Allison Abraham toffee tunnels

Deborah Hartman Blaiberg Knock knock your fudged!

Sondra Shira Robins Gold Bunch O BananaHeads

Marallyn Ben Moshe אין כמיך!!!

Chana Byer Disproportional Desert Dessert (serving size= 1 pint of sand)

Aliyah Guttmann I like Rocket Road!

Rena Reiser Freeze Fire

Abby Kerzhner OMG you guys are making me hungry….

Judith Rosenberg Charney Chamashed

Jamie Kreitman Cherry Rocket Blast

Faigi Blizinsky chocolate barrage

Yael Shahar Helter Shelter, with chocolate shrapnel.

Ilana Fine Bar-Hai excellent!!LOL

Cathy Schechter Kerry Cherry-pit

Michael Goldberg Ayatollhouse cookie

Karyn Goldberger For tea lovers: Am Israel “Chai”

Charlie Kleiner Sore Virgins.

Susan Hirsh Lebetkin Tunnel explosion

Melissa Danto Rayman My favorite so far is Ruchie Bromberg’s ChocEitan, but I want to add ‘southern exposure’

Avital Harris Deconstructed Gaztronomic Frozen Hammous, with Full Fatah Syrup & Popping Candy.

David Stanley Siren sorbet

Tali Pushett Tunnel crunch Gaza rubble

Esther Piltcher Haber Choco kipat barzel

Liat Collins Jameel — are you getting bored or something? I don’t know, BTW, they’d have to fudge it without me.

Dawn Sklar Missile Madness

Mir Roskind Chocolate bomb

David Dome Koran Cornet

Shifra Chana On and Off

Sorelle Weinstein shrapnel sundae

Sara Turner Tunnel of fudge.

Esti Berkowitz Red Hot Hummus

Bonnie Shusterman Eizikovitz Boom Kaboom!

Karyn Goldberger Tunnel Fission, with the popping candy (found in bars here)

Karyn Goldberger (CHOCOLATE bars!)

Michael Stavsky Intifada enchilada

Michael Stavsky Gaza Blood Orange

Martine Maron Alperstein Brain Cease

Shifra Chana I guess we needed a break, hence the ice cream humor.

But the more time goes by the more clear it seems that the government is imposing an extremely dangerous illusion on us once again. Were there rockets in the south? Some of your readers seem to have heard that there were. Did they find “all the tunnels?” How could they possibly know that? Is Hamas a terror organization that must be wiped out for good? Then how do we go to the negotiating table with them as if they are legitimate organization?

Can somebody please explain?

I don’t understand how 90% of people finally realized that Hamas needed to be completely destroyed–and yet as soon as Bibi did a complete about face and pulled all the troops out instead, we go back straight back to our everyday affairs.

Has the on again off again of this war exhausted all of us to the point where we don’t want to think about it any more? Were we exhausted on purpose so that we won’t interfere? What is going on around here?

Hila Gvar Haha, you guys are brilliant!! But, jokes aside, I’m not too optimistic about this whole thing, yet….

Yeshai Reuben Red rocket.

Ineke Loewenberg Tunnel vision fudge

Michal Rubin Sticky state pudding

Rebekah Israel fudged alarm

Zachary Leighton Media mystery flavor

Yair Adler Terrible Tunnel

Elana Horwitz manila

Elana Horwitz hamaspresso

Esther Myerson Fass Blast from the past!

Leah L. Lee Flavor IDF

Heather Chuven Andron Code Red Hot…False Alarm…Ceasefire

Max Bernstein And the ever popular shocklate chip

Max Bernstein Shocklate

David Katz Whack-a-mole pistachio

Robin Goren Rocket man ( courtesy of Elton John )

Jon Schwartz Sde Rot

Lina Rezonzew “Molted Truce”

David Dome Jelly Jihad

Rivky Lefkowitz pistachio explosion

Rivky Lefkowitz ridiculous raspberry

Sharon Sagir frozen shrink?

Rivky Lefkowitz cocoa surprise

Carole Herson Tunnel Toffee Teaser

Michal Levy Mamad double fudge

Irene Goldstuck-swartz Chocolate and Vanilla Dome

Jennifer Frame If hamas had a say it would be: drive the jews into the sea salted caramel.

Jennifer Frame Disproportionate show of fudge

Chaya Langevitz I’m DYING from this post! Thank you!!!

Matt Horvath bury blast

Stacy Lallouz Simhon Nut Again? Hamas-Split?

Stacy Lallouz Simhon You people are so creative!

Penny Hirsch Rabinowitz Caramel Tunnel syndrome

Nicole Pancer Lerner Burqa Brittle

Sherry ‘Khoubian’ Huffman Reese’s PEACEs….. CEASEcake

Sherry ‘Khoubian’ Huffman Nuts nuts n more nuts

Motty Mordechai Tenenboim Explosion.

Rivka Korf Love them all!

Michael Isakov 72 virgins

Esther Platt Chalouh Human shield a la mode

Ruchie Bromberg Azza ka rumble Sirendipity

Tanya Benzaquen lol

Marty Stampler Pistachio Praline Proportionality

Karyn Goldberger Kerry-meh!(l)

Karyn Goldberger Golani Gold (with… well… you know!)

Bonnie Morris Peek-a-boo

Emma Field Jelly Baby Shield (oy these are all in poor taste anyway, jumping in..)

Steve McCotter Cluster f***

Erica Kohl What a cluster was an actual name. – it used to be clusterfluff. Not making it up- and was it delicious’

Shui Haber They wouldn’t do it!

Naomi Feinmesser טליה קנדלר

Shaindel Raskin The Muqata drizzle Jameel time Gijane razzle

Benedicte Kapp I’m all for Red Alert: strawberry and vineyard peach sorbet split by some yummy raspberry sauce

Rebekah Israel Chocoalert

Liad Bar-El Meltdown Maley; Tunnel Turnover

Leah L. Lee IDF

Samantha Raich thanks for the laughs!

Devora Vernick Grossnass o

SJ Pick 3

Suzy Rose Yuck…keep thinking of that awful pic of the virgins with sparse teeth!! How about Mucqa

Yetta Olmer Fox Gazanuts

Rosalyn Dritz Mierowsky Tunnel vision

Lori Lehman Katz kicking booty

SRivera Golani Red alert

Brian Marshall Bitter Stashaways

Zorach M Spira Abraham Shraga Heyman

Zorach M Spira Aaron J Spetner

Sandi Mosca You guys are a “scream”!

Roxy Rachel Wolfish Sizzle Fire Fudge

About the Author: Jameel blogs at the Muqata: http://www.muqata.com, but these days extensively posts on Facebook. Follow Jameel at https://www.facebook.com/Muqata Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד The views expressed in this blog are solely those of the author and do not represent the views of The Jewish Press.


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15 Responses to “What Would Ben & Jerry Name an Ice Cream After Operation Protective Edge?”

  1. Elisha J. Boskey … your icecream

  2. Kassam Krunch, Cherry Bomb,

  3. Tantalizing Tunnel Treacle-the taste goes on and on and on and transports you to another world!

  4. Some clever names there!

  5. Paul Mofobro says:

    Sand****** delight!

  6. Karen Waller says:

    Gaza fudge crumble

  7. David Heller says:

    Hamas Human-shield Crunch

  8. David Heller says:

    Hamas Human-shield Crunch

  9. David Heller says:

    Hamas Human-shield Crunch

  10. David Heller says:

    Chubby Hudna – the tunnels are filled with peanut butter

  11. David Heller says:

    Kerry Berry Betrayal

  12. David Heller says:

    Ban Ki Moonpie Mess

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