For once, a tune describing the true monstrosity of Gov. Christie’s crimes against the people: I shudder at what motorists my age were forced to endure by his spitefulness: hours upon hours without access to a bathroom.
A salute to the boss, played here by himself and by Jimmy Fallon a couple nights ago on the Jimmy Fallon show.
As I recall, Maimonides was big on not holding it: when there’s a conflict between dignified behavior and the urge to empty one’s bladder, Maimonides says foggedabout dignity, think of your health.
Of course, back in old Cairo it was probably easier to find a secluded corner where one could pursue one’s health in peace. Much harder to follow Jewish halacha when you’ve been stuck in your car on the GW Bridge for many hours, due to the vindictive governor’s revenge against the mayor of Fort Lee.
Why is it every time I pick a Republican to support he turns out to be an idiot, or a bully, or a cheater? Actually, that’s what happens every time I pick a democrat, too…
So, without further ado, here are Bruce Springsteen & Bruce Springsteen with the new version of “Born to Run.”
No pun intended.
About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.
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