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Woody Allen on Life

Woody Allen

Isn’t it amazing how a comedian is able to say the most terrifying things about the Human Condition and make is giggle irrepressibly?

I think we should hire comedians to deliver bad news to patients in hospitals.

What do you want first, the bad news or the good news?

Well, the bad news is we’re cutting off your leg.

The good news is we just eliminated half of what you’re spending on shoes and sox.

I’m here until Thursday.


About the Author: Yori Yanover has been a working journalist since age 17, before he enlisted and worked for Ba'Machane Nachal. Since then he has worked for Israel Shelanu, the US supplement of Yedioth, JCN18.com, USAJewish.com, Lubavitch News Service, Arutz 7 (as DJ on the high seas), and the Grand Street News. He has published Dancing and Crying, a colorful and intimate portrait of the last two years in the life of the late Lubavitch Rebbe, (in Hebrew), and two fun books in English: The Cabalist's Daughter: A Novel of Practical Messianic Redemption, and How Would God REALLY Vote.


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3 Responses to “Woody Allen on Life”

  1. Leslie Hanks says:

    A man who marries his adopted daughter has nothing to teach me.

  2. we've actually become more delusional as a society and yet we're not happy. hmmmm.

  3. buddha said the same time but he offered a solution that would bring you freedom but also bad knees.

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