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“Jerusalem is so beautiful in the rain,” said one young Arab to another. “Let’s go for a walk…”

“Great idea,” said the second and then added, “Oh wait, I forgot my axe!”


“Oh, you’re right!” responded the first, “What WAS I thinking? Let me run quickly and get my knife.”

“Do you think I should take a coat or an umbrella?” asked the second.

“No, who needs an umbrella when you have an axe?” said the second as the two happily went off to try to find some Jews to stab and axe.


Police just saw two Arabs acting suspiciously near Jaffa Gate in Jerusalem. When searched, the two were found to be carrying an axe and a knife…no umbrella.