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New El Al Slogans

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With El Al now being the only airline flying in and out of Israel, I came up with some new slogans for them. I hope they use one:

 

“El Al – The airline that flies you to Israel. The only one…”

 

“El Al – Our pilots are trained in evasive maneuvers”

 

“El Al – If we didn’t have a monopoly before, we sure do now”

 

“El Al – Keeping Israel Open for Business”

 

“El Al – We’ll take you anywhere (except Gaza)”

 

“El Al – Special Discount for Brave Americans – Just kidding, no discount”

 

“El Al – We never fly to Israel on Shabbat – those other airlines are just copycats”

 

“El Al – Hah! Now those HAS Advantage points you collected are really worthless”

 

“El Al – If you thought our service was bad when we had competition…”

 

“El Al – Fly El Al, see our anti-missile system in action”

 

“El Al – We’ll keep on flying, even when missiles fly too”

 

“El Al – It’s not just an airline, it’s an adventure”

 

“El  Al – Flying the unfriendly skies”

 

“El Al -We know why you fly us, because we’re the only one around’

Let’s hear your ideas.

About the Author: JoeSettler blogs at The Muqata.blogspot.com and occasionally on his own blog at JoeSettler.blogspot.com.

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14 Responses to “New El Al Slogans”

  1. No Chicken ****s Here.

  2. A Hell of a lot better than flying Malaysian Airlines.

  3. El Al -Our pilots are trained in getting us home.

  4. Marie Parker says:

    I only fly El Al to Israel.

  5. Marie Parker says:

    I only fly El Al to Israel.

  6. Tom Harmon says:

    Ha shem keeps the rockets away!

  7. Tom Harmon says:

    Ha shem keeps the rockets away!

  8. Raines says:

    El Al- We treat our customers right.

  9. Your analysis is inaccurate.

  10. Your analysis is inaccurate.

  11. Your analysis is inaccurate.

  12. Our pilots aren’t cowards.

  13. Raines says:

    El Al- The one who will lead in your time of need.

  14. El Al our planes shoot down rockets

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