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Tom Friedman the Last Living Sweaterdouche

Tom Friedman the Last Living Sweaterdouche

"There are no other options" in Tom Friedman's universe. And all three options, he says, would lead to a “massive eruption of the BDS movement.” And Israel better live up to the expectations of liberal American Jews.
Photo Credit: Gideon Markowicz/Flash90

Here’s Thomas L. Friedman at the 7th Annual International INSS Conference in Tel Aviv, on January 29, 2014. I’ll bet you no one else there tied their sweater around their neck like this, because no one else there was living in 1982.

From the Urban Dictionary:

When a person decides to wear a sweater LOOSELY around their neck, they are known as a sweaterdouche.

For those who don’t know, there are OTHER ways to wear a sweater.

1) Wear the sweater like a normal person. If you brought it, that means you should wear it.

2) Carry it. If it’s too hot then just carry it. It’s manlier and makes you less of a douche.

3) Tie it around the waist.

Steve was too hot, so he decided to be a sweaterdouche. He tied the sweater around his neck loosely, in order to show that he was fashionable, but still casual.

Eric felt like he could make his casual boaters getup more casual by sweaterdouching it up, adding a loosely tied sweater to his ensemble.

sweaterneck

In the movies, it was a sure sign that the character was a preppy villain. In real life, it was a sure sign that this person made more money than you, and it probably belonged to their parents. They also most likely used “summer” as a verb.
(Complex.com)

Please send us a picture of Tom Friedman in suspenders, the colorful kind, remember those? And if you can get him in suspenders and a neck sweater in the same shot you’ll be my personal hero.

Damn, he really is a sweaterdouche. Look at the focused expression, the seriousness. What’s he thinking? I’ll tell you what he’s thinking: “Will I make it to the buffet table before they take everything away?” And, “Maybe another one, less serious, from my other side?”

You know something, please tell us your version of:

WHAT’S TOM FRIEDMAN THINKING?

Photo credit: Gideon Markowicz/Flash90

Photo credit: Gideon Markowicz/Flash90

About the Author: Tibbi Singer is a veteran contributor to publications such as Israel Shelanu and the US supplement of Yedioth, and Jewish Business News.


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2 Responses to “Tom Friedman the Last Living Sweaterdouche”

  1. In real life tommy wants to be an Israeli "settler" and live in Itamar. If you believe this, then you also believe that kerry/obama are pro-Israel and that the palis want to make peace with the Jewish State of Israel. Oh well, when pigs will fly tommy will finally come to his senses and come to his real home – Israel. Naaaaah….

  2. This low life a self-hating Jew build his carer on harming his own people. I feel complete disgust for this creature, notice I did not call him a person.
    Holocaust survivor

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