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Back in March, Israel unveiled a new kind of crowd control, affectionately known as Skunk Spray.

The “aromatic” spray is shot from a water cannon, soaking the target in gut wrenching, putrid smell. But, believe it or not, as smelly as it is, the Skunk is environmentally friendly, non-toxic, and so harmless you can drink it without fear of harm. Except, according to reporters who caught a whiff of it, it kind of immediately makes you wretch.

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There’s been a worldwide interest in the new weapon. Freedom through chemistry!

The opposition is fuming: B’Tselem put out its own video showing Israel’s armored tanker trucks fitted with water cannons which spray the foul fluid at Palestinian protesters.

You can’t please some folks: the IDF units switched from live to rubber bullets – and they complained. Now that there are no bullets at all being used – they’re still complaining.



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42 COMMENTS

  1. The martyrs desiring death will find a way to die. In my younger years in trying to make it on my own on a farm which was commuting distance to the concrete city, Wash.D.C., I had turkeys among other animals. Someone told me to keep them out of the rain because they are so dumb that they will look up to the sky at it, the water will inter their nostrils and they will drown to death. Maybe the “Fakestinians” will act like turkeys in this regard with that foul odor spray?

  2. It sure would make it easier to pick them out of a crown after the cowards had removed their masks and tried to blend in.
    Should be another peace prize coming to Jewish scientist this year.

  3. It sure would make it easier to pick them out of a crown after the cowards had removed their masks and tried to blend in.
    Should be another peace prize coming to Jewish scientist this year.

  4. Now that we have developed the material to ward off terrorist demonstrators, we need to develop various delivery systems in addition to the water cannons. I’m sure we could make a non-lethal material like rubber to enclose the skunk material, insert a small timed explosive charge, make an external attachment so it will fit on a rifle grenade launcher and this will replace the gas canisters. These skunk grenades could be used to flush out terrorists from homes and other areas plus the affected terrorists will be easy to find while they are hiding for they can’t cover up their smell. Just sent in the trained dogs to track this smell and he’s done for. Shalom Israel.

  5. the spray should be permanent, absorbed into the skin and body so that no one will want to get near them and easy to identify and prosecute them in court to avoid their saying they are not guilty. The smell to match the crime. Would also reduce their population avoid procreation!

  6. the spray should be permanent, absorbed into the skin and body so that no one will want to get near them and easy to identify and prosecute them in court to avoid their saying they are not guilty. The smell to match the crime. Would also reduce their population avoid procreation!

  7. If it is anything like real skunk spray the only thing that will get rid of the smell is Tomato Juice baths, believe me I’ve had dogs that loved “playing” with skunks.

  8. This is brilliant. Not so sure that our neighbours would be so passive in the defense of their borders! Can’t understand the comment as to how this passive method infringes on their dignities and rights when their behaviour (throwing rocks, etc) certainly does not reflect a dignified person. These people aren’t animals but if you behave like one, you will smell like one ;).

  9. This is brilliant. Not so sure that our neighbours would be so passive in the defense of their borders! Can't understand the comment as to how this passive method infringes on their dignities and rights when their behaviour (throwing rocks, etc) certainly does not reflect a dignified person. These people aren't animals but if you behave like one, you will smell like one ;).

  10. I think it’s great.
    If both sides would only shoot water and stinky food instead of bombs and bullets, there is hope for this planet…

    Maybe someday they will send each other flowers.

  11. If judiciously used (not so sure that’s possible if by the government) this has endless application: illegal immigration, in lieu of the death penalty, to improve the smell of New Age kids, to distract sniffing dogs, to spray would-be attackers, etc. Brilliant.

  12. If judiciously used (not so sure that's possible if by the government) this has endless application: illegal immigration, in lieu of the death penalty, to improve the smell of New Age kids, to distract sniffing dogs, to spray would-be attackers, etc. Brilliant.

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