Here are some headlines, you are guaranteed to never see outside of the Purim edition of a website...
The Israeli phrase, 'Third time, Ice Cream' corresponds to the fact that the third time the ancient Israelites complained to God after the Exodus they got the manna.
Jews of 14th century Jerusalem celebrated Purim on both the 14th and 15th of Adar.
It really failed because of Shimon Peres.
Admittedly, the way they presented all the data in this Ha'aretz article is a joke, but their opening line, wins hands down:
At this point, I want a third election.
Bibi knew back then what needed to be done. So why isn't PM Netanyahu listening to his younger self?
Lapid lacks intellectual depth, is ignorant of historical facts, sees settlers as extremists to be battled, and wants to divide Jerusalem.
Levy claimed the Gush Etzion junction was forcibly stolen from the Arabs - but that never happened, except in Levy's imagination.
If the media didn't learn from Tuvia Grossman, why will it learn now from Covington Catholic High School?
In 1945, Yaffa Tevuah was a 22-year old Lehi fighter imprisoned by the British in the women's prison in Bethlehem. Seeking courage when facing her British interrogators, she drew strength from Rachel Imeinu and comfort from her sense of returning home.
Can you name the holiest sports arena on the face of this Earth?
The solution to the friction with Hareidim on El Al flights is so simple and obvious, it amazes me that it hasn't been implemented yet.
The Haredi community may need to add some Mussar learning to their Gemorah learning.
"Arabs are not the sons of the desert, but its father," Sir Claude Jarvis, British Governor of Sinai from 1923
Rabbi Meir Soloveichik opened his Shabbos Shuva drasha as follows: I flew to Tampa, Florida a few weeks ago for the Republican National Convention. When I arrived, I was escorted into a large room where all the Convention speakers of the day gathered along with Congressman, Senators, Governors and other politicians.
Left leaning Israeli Journalist Guy Maroz slammed right-wing MKs in March 2010 for wanting to create "labor camps" for these illegal workers. He was among the most vocal activists demanding that Israel not deport the children of these illegal immigrants with their families - till it hit home for him.
The definition of elections is voting for the candidate you least dislike.
We need to consider what the Iranians and Arabs actually saw on both sides of the split screen.
The Mennonites must understand, in God's eyes they are now Cursed.
In what has become a daily occurrence, Palestinians are routinely throwing rocks at Magen David Adom ambulances, smashing windshields and seriously endangering the MDA medical crews.
Like the fighter pilot's letter, I wonder if certain units are simply too sensitive to allow certain leftwingers to serve in, and to entrust in their hands the security of our country and our lives.
The entire idea of partying on Lag BaOmer is based on... a typo.
Palestinians wage a war of lies with fake photos - the latest fauxtography is coming right out of the UN.
JoeSettler is proud of WaPo's correction on "Palestinian Lands". It's the first step in improving the accuracy of the language of the debate.
After Channel 10 is bailed out with our tax dollars, what will they do differently?
JoeSettler points out that most Gazans want to leave, and most Jews want to go back home to Gush Katif. How about a solution that actually resolves the conflict?
For Blue&White, running the country is secondary to getting rid of Netanyahu.
Not so long ago, Diane Sawyer dutifully informed her viewers that "Bashar Assad is ready to work with the United States."
JoeSettler takes on the IDF Spokesperson's tweets that he believes are morally wrong and negatively affect the war we are fighting...