The pace of party registration with the Board of Elections has jumped ahead of the birth rate, such that if both rates continue their current trends, parties will outnumber Israeli voters by the first half of 2023.
Love at first fight...
“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.”
Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.
“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.”
People of conscience everywhere must protest. So let us rise up now and fight the erasure of Palestinians from The Flintstones.
Even a soldier who was only seventeen at war’s end would be pushing ninety today.
Outwardly I have to act as if I’m really annoyed.
Establishments pursuing a more elite non-kosher clientele will also enjoy more expensive options such as certification that the establishment uses or serves wine consecrated or offered to idolatry.
The dunderhead's blunder 'saids' in response to thunder from Down Under
O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.”
“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”
When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah
Enjoy--and remember, Eat RESPONSIBLY!
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
To 'Like' or 'Re-Tweet,' that is the question...
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?”
My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.
The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.
Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”