A pilgrimage festival under current circumstances will prove an epidemiological nightmare.
The Countdown Begins: Sefirat Ha"Leftovers"
Police will reassign officers who until now have guarded synagogues, yeshivas, and other Jewish community institutions.
I define antisemitism ontologically as a product of white supremacy, making antisemitism by others – Black Hebrew Israelites, Muslims, whoever – impossible.
Officials admitted they find it difficult to identify any phenomenon other than Rabin’s assassination that paints the left in a positive light and the right in a negative one, given that the left’s policies resulted in so much carnage.
An official from Russia’s intelligence agency admitted his organization failed to maintain adequate data security.
To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him.
When Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the wilderness, finally led he Palestinian People into the land Allah promised to their ancestor Cain.
Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel.
“Ms. Tlaib expressed our aims as succinctly as anyone could.”
The pace of party registration with the Board of Elections has jumped ahead of the birth rate, such that if both rates continue their current trends, parties will outnumber Israeli voters by the first half of 2023.
Love at first fight...
“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.”
Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.
“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.”
People of conscience everywhere must protest. So let us rise up now and fight the erasure of Palestinians from The Flintstones.
Even a soldier who was only seventeen at war’s end would be pushing ninety today.
Outwardly I have to act as if I’m really annoyed.
Establishments pursuing a more elite non-kosher clientele will also enjoy more expensive options such as certification that the establishment uses or serves wine consecrated or offered to idolatry.
The dunderhead's blunder 'saids' in response to thunder from Down Under
O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.”
“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”
When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah
Enjoy--and remember, Eat RESPONSIBLY!
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
To 'Like' or 'Re-Tweet,' that is the question...
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?”