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Russians Leak Result Of Israeli Election 3 Weeks Prematurely

An official from Russia’s intelligence agency admitted his organization failed to maintain adequate data security.

Barak Actually Covered Face NOT To Embarrass Epstein

To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him.

My Favorite Biblical Moment Is When Moses Brought The Palestinians Into The Promised Land

When Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the wilderness, finally led he Palestinian People into the land Allah promised to their ancestor Cain.

Jews Have Gall To Desecrate Al Aqsa Compound By Existing Near It

Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel.

Political Parties To Outnumber Voters By Next Election

The pace of party registration with the Board of Elections has jumped ahead of the birth rate, such that if both rates continue their current trends, parties will outnumber Israeli voters by the first half of 2023.

AOC: Make Poverty Illegal

“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”

Now 40, Islamic Republic Of Iran Secretly Looking Forward To Annual Prostate Exam

“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.”

What’s Important Is I Don’t IDENTIFY As An anti-Semite

Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.

New Party Just Aggregator Of Other Parties

“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.”

Why Have Palestinians Been Ethnically Cleansed From ‘The Flintstones’?

People of conscience everywhere must protest. So let us rise up now and fight the erasure of Palestinians from The Flintstones.

Holocaust Deniers Fear For Future Of Denial As Original Deniers Die Off

Even a soldier who was only seventeen at war’s end would be pushing ninety today.

Rabbinate To Charge Non-Kosher Restaurants For Non-Kosher Certification

Establishments pursuing a more elite non-kosher clientele will also enjoy more expensive options such as certification that the establishment uses or serves wine consecrated or offered to idolatry.

Oh Felesteen, We Love You So, We Will Burn You Up So The Jews...

O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.

Netanyahu Staff Now Using Iranian Nuke CDs As Coasters

“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.”

PreOccupied Territory: NGOs Can’t Hear Dying Syrians Over Sound Of How Awesome Hamas Is

“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”

Jews Don’t Control the Weather? What Do You Call The Ten Plagues?

When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah

Non-Arab Iran Willing To Fight Israel and the West Down To Very Last Arab

We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”

Eclipse Distraction So Successful, Mossad Plans More

“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.

Maggid Of Mezeritch: Gebrochts An April Fools Prank Gone WILD!

My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.

Abbas Honors Pigeon That Pooped On Netanyahu’s Motorcade

The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!

BDS Says Vashti Boycott Of Ahashverosh Feast Their Idea

This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.

Israelis Hoping Livni Accepts UN Post So She Can Bring That Organization Down Too!

Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.

Ayatollahs Realize US Would, By Contrast, Veto Any UN Resolution Against Iran

“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”

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