Florin from the Princess Bride visits (in words) the Kingdom of the Jews
They Spent Campaign Funds On Candy To Celebrate Dead Jews
“Essentially, the people are wrong for thinking Palestinians trying to kill us means we shouldn’t give Palestinians greater capacity to kill us,” explained Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On.
The silence of his left-wing partners and the sympathetic media challenges his efforts to link himself to the operation in the minds of potential voters.
“Frustration for a family that has to wade through throngs of misbehaving day-campers just to miss a shot at a bad stuffed imitation of a popular animated character… that’s what it’s all about.”
Mainstream media sources rushed to assist.
While acknowledging Zionism in their upbringings, they talked mainly of getting the hell out of the discordant dystopia.
“The problem is there are other people running against our people.”
Every man needs purpose, and I believe I have found a purpose that will propel me to my next pursuit: management of eldercare facilities and hands-on administration of female educational institutions for the Jews of this great state.
“If we do our jobs and have to face the violent mob, people might get killed and we might lose our jobs, which would be the biggest tragedy of all.”
A development that threatens the absolute nature of Islam’s inevitable dominance in Islamist theology.
Spotting Jews will become a matter of seconds, rather than having to ask around, which can waste precious minutes during an altercation in which a Jew might defend himself.
Following HRW expansion of the term’s application, things that are Apartheid now include lawn maintenance and jelly-filled donuts.
He met his end in a tunnel that IAF jets pounded with bombs the Thursday night before last, along with six other Palestinian toddlers in their twenties
"All the unrest you have experienced this week is merely anti-Zionist, and you may therefore unburden yourselves of the anxiety over antisemitism.”
“Let me say it again: JEWS. PRAYING. You can just feel the existential threat.”
Presumptuous of Jews to think they can be not under Islamic domination.
Reactions included numerous “Likes” in which the irony failed to resonate.
In honor of SHushan Purim: Ben-Ami’s organization rose to combat the common misperception that the Jews give monolithic support to their own redemption and restoration.
Ben-Ami insisted that American Jewry in general, but especially his organization, must have a say in what happens from "the River of Egypt to the River Euphrates."
“If the Jews of Israel want to live a normal existence, they have to forfeit the security that everyone needs in order to live a normal existence.”
“Oops,” he muttered. “Awkward. My bad.”
The Ayatollah grew to think he established almost a birthright to shape US Iran policy during the Obama administration.
“I’m not looking forward to when things open up and my wife starts asking why I’m not going.”
“You don’t exploit that crowded situation to turn the wife, kids, and sisters into human shields? What kind of warped thinking is that?
“It’s all political, and if an Arab country wants to normalize, they can just do it? That can’t be.”
Israeli travelers took to focusing on what they do best while out of the country: making themselves and their countrymen look like spoiled, whiny, provincial ingrates.
"certain unnamed contractors who continue to claim they need fees to cover various zoning variances and building permits for the Third Temple and other, associated facilities, when in fact no such fees were stipulated in the contract.”
“We find slightly more support for the idea that Israel should rely on existential enemies to help guarantee its security.”