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We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
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“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?”
My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.
The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.
Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”
Pro-Palestinian advocates claim Jews learning the Palestinian Talmud negates Palestinian culture and recasts it as Jewish in the ongoing Zionist effort to displace the indigenous Palestinian people.
Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted.
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person plural future,” recalled an agent.
“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”
Numerous worshipers at the contested holy site hesitated before commenting on the American July 4 fireworks tradition, confused by the evident lack of intent to harm others in the celebration.
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”
Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.
From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!
Signs of the times: BDS signs made beyond "Green Line" BDS is 'black and blue' from 'Blue and White'
Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.
“Many important occasions demand his (Obama's) attention and there is no way he can attend them all”
CNN issued the offer in keeping with its policy of offsetting every negative report about Islamists
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