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Ayatollahs Realize US Would, By Contrast, Veto Any UN Resolution Against Iran

26 Kislev 5777 – December 26, 2016
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”

Palestinian Talmud Appropriated By Jews

5 Elul 5776 – September 7, 2016
Pro-Palestinian advocates claim Jews learning the Palestinian Talmud negates Palestinian culture and recasts it as Jewish in the ongoing Zionist effort to displace the indigenous Palestinian people.

Moses Smashes Tablets At Seeing Nation Worship Two-State Solution

19 Av 5776 – August 23, 2016
Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted.

Consistent Use Of Correct Hebrew Proves Man Is Foreign Spy

18 Tammuz 5776 – July 24, 2016
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person plural future,” recalled an agent.

Erdogan Wouldn’t Let Elders Of Zion Plan His Fake Coup

15 Tammuz 5776 – July 21, 2016
“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”

Al Aqsa Worshipers Confused By July 4 Fireworks Not Aimed At People

29 Sivan 5776 – July 5, 2016
Numerous worshipers at the contested holy site hesitated before commenting on the American July 4 fireworks tradition, confused by the evident lack of intent to harm others in the celebration.

UN Blames Israel For Lousy Mobile Reception In Hamas Tunnels

16 Sivan 5776 – June 22, 2016
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”

Naomi Returns To Bethlehem; Last Time Jew Does So Without Military Escort

4 Sivan 5776 – June 9, 2016
Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.

Palestinians Mull Plans For When No Holocaust Survivors Left To Stab

23 Iyyar 5776 – May 31, 2016
From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.

Sire, Haman’s Lottery For When To Kill The Jews Promotes Gambling

12 Adar II 5776 – March 21, 2016
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!

BDS Protesters Using Banners Made In Jewish Settlements

3 Adar II 5776 – March 13, 2016
Signs of the times: BDS signs made beyond "Green Line" BDS is 'black and blue' from 'Blue and White'

Therapist To Help Hamas Men In Collapsed Tunnel Who Feel ‘Trapped’

20 Adar I 5776 – February 29, 2016
Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers

To Get Obama’s Attention, ISIS Renames Self, ‘Global Warming’

27 Kislev 5776 – December 8, 2015
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.

Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims

6 Adar 5775 – February 25, 2015
It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.

Obama Cites Lack Of Polish Golf Courses In Skipping Auschwitz [satire]

14 Shevat 5775 – February 2, 2015
“Many important occasions demand his (Obama's) attention and there is no way he can attend them all”

CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

21 Tevet 5775 – January 11, 2015
CNN issued the offer in keeping with its policy of offsetting every negative report about Islamists

Haredim Puzzled By World’s Use Of Sukkah Decorations In December

25 Kislev 5775 – December 17, 2014
Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday

Amnesty International To Merge With Hamas (Satire)

14 Heshvan 5775 – November 7, 2014
“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” says AI spokesman.

US Complains It Was Not Notified of Israel Sukkah-Building Frenzy

18 Tishri 5775 – October 11, 2014
Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.

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