Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims
It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.
What’s Important Is I Don’t IDENTIFY As An anti-Semite
Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.
Woman Who Boasts House Already Clean For Pesach Thinks People Admire Her, Not Want...
Reactions included numerous “Likes” in which the irony failed to resonate.
Squad Discovers Its Candidates Lose Elections When Opponents Allowed To Run
“The problem is there are other people running against our people.”
Non-Arab Iran Willing To Fight Israel and the West Down To Very Last Arab
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
Holocaust Deniers Fear For Future Of Denial As Original Deniers Die Off
Even a soldier who was only seventeen at war’s end would be pushing ninety today.
Only Possible Conclusion From Unpopularity Of Party’s Ideas: Voters Stupid
“Essentially, the people are wrong for thinking Palestinians trying to kill us means we shouldn’t give Palestinians greater capacity to kill us,” explained Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On.
Khamenei Disappointed Not To Be Named Part Of Biden Transition Team
The Ayatollah grew to think he established almost a birthright to shape US Iran policy during the Obama administration.
Jews Worthy Of Third Temple For Centuries Already; Bureaucracy, Contractor Delaying Work
"certain unnamed contractors who continue to claim they need fees to cover various zoning variances and building permits for the Third Temple and other, associated facilities, when in fact no such fees were stipulated in the contract.”
Political Parties To Outnumber Voters By Next Election
The pace of party registration with the Board of Elections has jumped ahead of the birth rate, such that if both rates continue their current trends, parties will outnumber Israeli voters by the first half of 2023.
US Complains It Was Not Notified of Israel Sukkah-Building Frenzy
Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.
Israelis Hoping Livni Accepts UN Post So She Can Bring That Organization Down Too!
Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.
Maggid Of Mezeritch: Gebrochts An April Fools Prank Gone WILD!
My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.
Gaza Mourns 6′ Tall, Bearded Kindergartener Killed By Israel
He met his end in a tunnel that IAF jets pounded with bombs the Thursday night before last, along with six other Palestinian toddlers in their twenties
Islamic Leaders Worried They May Have Missed A Jewish Shrine To Appropriate
A development that threatens the absolute nature of Islam’s inevitable dominance in Islamist theology.
Pandemic Prompts Divine Thoughts Of Postponing Passover Till After Sukkot
A pilgrimage festival under current circumstances will prove an epidemiological nightmare.
Consistent Use Of Correct Hebrew Proves Man Is Foreign Spy
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person plural future,” recalled an agent.
Sire, Haman’s Lottery For When To Kill The Jews Promotes Gambling
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!
Corrupt Elite Fears Losing Control Of Courts To Different Corrupt Elite
“Ours is the noble kind of corruption. The democratic kind. Theirs is the fascist kind.” Jerusalem, February 9 – A proposed ...
Police Suggest Jews Wear Special Yellow Stars For Protection
Spotting Jews will become a matter of seconds, rather than having to ask around, which can waste precious minutes during an altercation in which a Jew might defend himself.
My Favorite Biblical Moment Is When Moses Brought The Palestinians Into The Promised Land
When Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the wilderness, finally led he Palestinian People into the land Allah promised to their ancestor Cain.
You Zionists Are Trying To Kidnap What We Arabs Have Rightfully Stolen
Florin from the Princess Bride visits (in words) the Kingdom of the Jews
Palestinians Mull Plans For When No Holocaust Survivors Left To Stab
From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.
Therapist To Help Hamas Men In Collapsed Tunnel Who Feel ‘Trapped’
Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers
Barak Actually Covered Face NOT To Embarrass Epstein
To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him.
Sanhedrin Enacts 40 Lashes For ‘Liking’ Instead Of Retweeting
To 'Like' or 'Re-Tweet,' that is the question...
Unsold Purim Costumes Repackaged As Passover ‘Cereal’
The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality.
Gov’t Runs Out Of Ways To Explain Ban On Temple Mount Jewish Prayer Without...
“If we do our jobs and have to face the violent mob, people might get killed and we might lose our jobs, which would be the biggest tragedy of all.”
France Vows To Protect Remaining Un-defaced Jewish Tombstone
Police will reassign officers who until now have guarded synagogues, yeshivas, and other Jewish community institutions.