PreOccupied Territory

“Those consequences will be hard to discern unless we specify them, because they will consist of the same continued attempts to rid the territory between the River and the Sea of Jews.”

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The dunderhead's blunder 'saids' in response to thunder from Down Under

“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.”

They Spent Campaign Funds On Candy To Celebrate Dead Jews

A spokesman for De Blasio’s all-white, all-male public relations team declined to address the mayor’s uncharacteristic opposition to Jews in camps.

Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!

"certain unnamed contractors who continue to claim they need fees to cover various zoning variances and building permits for the Third Temple and other, associated facilities, when in fact no such fees were stipulated in the contract.”

We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”

“Essentially, the people are wrong for thinking Palestinians trying to kill us means we shouldn’t give Palestinians greater capacity to kill us,” explained Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On.

Reactions included numerous “Likes” in which the irony failed to resonate.

Police will reassign officers who until now have guarded synagogues, yeshivas, and other Jewish community institutions.

The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!

“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.

“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”

The Countdown Begins: Sefirat Ha"Leftovers"

My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.

Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.

Ben-Ami insisted that American Jewry in general, but especially his organization, must have a say in what happens from "the River of Egypt to the River Euphrates."

Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers

The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality.

Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday

The Ayatollah grew to think he established almost a birthright to shape US Iran policy during the Obama administration.

“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”

“If the Jews of Israel want to live a normal existence, they have to forfeit the security that everyone needs in order to live a normal existence.”

From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.

“I’m not looking forward to when things open up and my wife starts asking why I’m not going.”

“We find slightly more support for the idea that Israel should rely on existential enemies to help guarantee its security.”

It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.

“Let me say it again: JEWS. PRAYING. You can just feel the existential threat.”