BDS Protesters Using Banners Made In Jewish Settlements
Signs of the times: BDS signs made beyond "Green Line" BDS is 'black and blue' from 'Blue and White'
Khamenei Disappointed Not To Be Named Part Of Biden Transition Team
The Ayatollah grew to think he established almost a birthright to shape US Iran policy during the Obama administration.
Oh Felesteen, We Love You So, We Will Burn You Up So The Jews...
O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.
You Zionists Are Trying To Kidnap What We Arabs Have Rightfully Stolen
Florin from the Princess Bride visits (in words) the Kingdom of the Jews
BDS Says Vashti Boycott Of Ahashverosh Feast Their Idea
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.
Police Suggest Jews Wear Special Yellow Stars For Protection
Spotting Jews will become a matter of seconds, rather than having to ask around, which can waste precious minutes during an altercation in which a Jew might defend himself.
Pandemic Prompts Divine Thoughts Of Postponing Passover Till After Sukkot
A pilgrimage festival under current circumstances will prove an epidemiological nightmare.
Why Have Palestinians Been Ethnically Cleansed From ‘The Flintstones’?
People of conscience everywhere must protest. So let us rise up now and fight the erasure of Palestinians from The Flintstones.
Umm El-Fahm School Nixes Program To Distribute Candy When Jews Die; Only Israeli Candy...
Market realities dictate the dominance of Jewish-owned companies.
Iran Insists Arming Hamas, Islamic Jihad To Create Safe Haven For Jews
“Ms. Tlaib expressed our aims as succinctly as anyone could.”
Palestinians Hoping Biden Will Remind Jews Not To Be So Goddamn Sovereign
“If the Jews of Israel want to live a normal existence, they have to forfeit the security that everyone needs in order to live a normal existence.”
Police Assure Lod Jews Pogrom Anti-Zionist, NOT Antisemitic
"All the unrest you have experienced this week is merely anti-Zionist, and you may therefore unburden yourselves of the anxiety over antisemitism.”
Uneaten Tu Bishvat Fruit Ready To Be Repacked For Purim
The Countdown Begins: Sefirat Ha"Leftovers"
Woman Who Boasts House Already Clean For Pesach Thinks People Admire Her, Not Want...
Reactions included numerous “Likes” in which the irony failed to resonate.
Ahashverosh Enlists J-Street To Oppose Temple Reconstruction
In honor of SHushan Purim: Ben-Ami’s organization rose to combat the common misperception that the Jews give monolithic support to their own redemption and restoration.
Ayatollahs Realize US Would, By Contrast, Veto Any UN Resolution Against Iran
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”
Palestinians Warn Annexation Will Spark Same Constant Attempts To Kill Jews As Always
“Those consequences will be hard to discern unless we specify them, because they will consist of the same continued attempts to rid the territory between the River and the Sea of Jews.”
Man Torn Between Wanting Return To Normal And Having Excuse Not To Go To...
“I’m not looking forward to when things open up and my wife starts asking why I’m not going.”
Soccer and Parkour OK On Temple Mount; Muslims Worried About Jews Desecrating Place By...
Presumptuous of Jews to think they can be not under Islamic domination.
Squad Discovers Its Candidates Lose Elections When Opponents Allowed To Run
“The problem is there are other people running against our people.”
Gov’t Runs Out Of Ways To Explain Ban On Temple Mount Jewish Prayer Without...
“If we do our jobs and have to face the violent mob, people might get killed and we might lose our jobs, which would be the biggest tragedy of all.”
New Party Just Aggregator Of Other Parties
“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.”
Barak Actually Covered Face NOT To Embarrass Epstein
To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him.
Jews Worthy Of Third Temple For Centuries Already; Bureaucracy, Contractor Delaying Work
"certain unnamed contractors who continue to claim they need fees to cover various zoning variances and building permits for the Third Temple and other, associated facilities, when in fact no such fees were stipulated in the contract.”
Now 40, Islamic Republic Of Iran Secretly Looking Forward To Annual Prostate Exam
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.”
Moses Smashes Tablets At Seeing Nation Worship Two-State Solution
Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted.
Court-Ordered to Fire Minister Deri, Bibi to Nominate Him as Supreme Court Justice
"Aryeh, I see you on the court, bringing to bear a sensibility that those cloistered, wealthy 'intellectuals' could never muster."
Family Makes Aliyah Just To Escape All-Pervasive Christmas Music
While acknowledging Zionism in their upbringings, they talked mainly of getting the hell out of the discordant dystopia.
Haredim Puzzled By World’s Use Of Sukkah Decorations In December
Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday