Haredim Puzzled By World’s Use Of Sukkah Decorations In December

Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday

Obama Cites Lack Of Polish Golf Courses In Skipping Auschwitz [satire]

“Many important occasions demand his (Obama's) attention and there is no way he can attend them all”

New Party Just Aggregator Of Other Parties

“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.”

Barak Actually Covered Face NOT To Embarrass Epstein

To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him.

Oh Felesteen, We Love You So, We Will Burn You Up So The Jews...

O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.

Netanyahu Staff Now Using Iranian Nuke CDs As Coasters

“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.”

Maggid Of Mezeritch: Gebrochts An April Fools Prank Gone WILD!

My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.

Amnesty International To Merge With Hamas (Satire)

“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” says AI spokesman.

Sire, Haman’s Lottery For When To Kill The Jews Promotes Gambling

Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!

Jews Have Gall To Desecrate Al Aqsa Compound By Existing Near It

Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel.

Therapist To Help Hamas Men In Collapsed Tunnel Who Feel ‘Trapped’

Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers

Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims

It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.

My Favorite Biblical Moment Is When Moses Brought The Palestinians Into The Promised Land

When Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the wilderness, finally led he Palestinian People into the land Allah promised to their ancestor Cain.

Naomi Returns To Bethlehem; Last Time Jew Does So Without Military Escort

Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.

Palestinians Mull Plans For When No Holocaust Survivors Left To Stab

From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.

Jews Don’t Control the Weather? What Do You Call The Ten Plagues?

When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah

PreOccupied Territory: NGOs Can’t Hear Dying Syrians Over Sound Of How Awesome Hamas Is

“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”

Moses Smashes Tablets At Seeing Nation Worship Two-State Solution

Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted.

Eclipse Distraction So Successful, Mossad Plans More

“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.

Non-Arab Iran Willing To Fight Israel and the West Down To Very Last Arab

We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”

AOC: Make Poverty Illegal

“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”

Abbas Honors Pigeon That Pooped On Netanyahu’s Motorcade

The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!

What’s Important Is I Don’t IDENTIFY As An anti-Semite

Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.

CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

CNN issued the offer in keeping with its policy of offsetting every negative report about Islamists

Why Have Palestinians Been Ethnically Cleansed From ‘The Flintstones’?

People of conscience everywhere must protest. So let us rise up now and fight the erasure of Palestinians from The Flintstones.

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