PreOccupied Territory

Officials admitted they find it difficult to identify any phenomenon other than Rabin’s assassination that paints the left in a positive light and the right in a negative one, given that the left’s policies resulted in so much carnage.

“Oops,” he muttered. “Awkward. My bad.”

The Countdown Begins: Sefirat Ha"Leftovers"

In honor of SHushan Purim: Ben-Ami’s organization rose to combat the common misperception that the Jews give monolithic support to their own redemption and restoration.

"Aryeh, I see you on the court, bringing to bear a sensibility that those cloistered, wealthy 'intellectuals' could never muster."

“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”

Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel.

“I think he means it,” argued Yesha Freier of the nationalist Jewish Right at Home Party.

A development that threatens the absolute nature of Islam’s inevitable dominance in Islamist theology.

Every man needs purpose, and I believe I have found a purpose that will propel me to my next pursuit: management of eldercare facilities and hands-on administration of female educational institutions for the Jews of this great state.

“We find slightly more support for the idea that Israel should rely on existential enemies to help guarantee its security.”

Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.

To 'Like' or 'Re-Tweet,' that is the question...

A spokesman for De Blasio’s all-white, all-male public relations team declined to address the mayor’s uncharacteristic opposition to Jews in camps.

Israeli travelers took to focusing on what they do best while out of the country: making themselves and their countrymen look like spoiled, whiny, provincial ingrates.

Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.

Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.

“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”

The silence of his left-wing partners and the sympathetic media challenges his efforts to link himself to the operation in the minds of potential voters.

Love at first fight...

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“Frustration for a family that has to wade through throngs of misbehaving day-campers just to miss a shot at a bad stuffed imitation of a popular animated character… that’s what it’s all about.”

When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah

“Ms. Tlaib expressed our aims as succinctly as anyone could.”

“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” says AI spokesman.

“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”

The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality.

Florin from the Princess Bride visits (in words) the Kingdom of the Jews

Waze began as an Israeli startup; the poetry of the history is not lost on the proposal's proponents.

UK and EU opposition, though by no means unified, comes against the backdrop of two thousand years of European and other dominant powers trying to prevent Jewish sovereignty anywhere.