O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!
Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.
Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
To 'Like' or 'Re-Tweet,' that is the question...
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.
From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”
Signs of the times: BDS signs made beyond "Green Line" BDS is 'black and blue' from 'Blue and White'
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person plural future,” recalled an agent.
“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”
“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”
Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.”
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.”
“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”
Establishments pursuing a more elite non-kosher clientele will also enjoy more expensive options such as certification that the establishment uses or serves wine consecrated or offered to idolatry.
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?”
CNN issued the offer in keeping with its policy of offsetting every negative report about Islamists