Consistent Use Of Correct Hebrew Proves Man Is Foreign Spy

“He was using the right verb form for the third-person plural future,” recalled an agent.

Erdogan Wouldn’t Let Elders Of Zion Plan His Fake Coup

“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”

Al Aqsa Worshipers Confused By July 4 Fireworks Not Aimed At People

Numerous worshipers at the contested holy site hesitated before commenting on the American July 4 fireworks tradition, confused by the evident lack of intent to harm others in the celebration.

UN Blames Israel For Lousy Mobile Reception In Hamas Tunnels

“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”

Naomi Returns To Bethlehem; Last Time Jew Does So Without Military Escort

Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.

Palestinians Mull Plans For When No Holocaust Survivors Left To Stab

From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.

Sire, Haman’s Lottery For When To Kill The Jews Promotes Gambling

Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!

BDS Protesters Using Banners Made In Jewish Settlements

Signs of the times: BDS signs made beyond "Green Line" BDS is 'black and blue' from 'Blue and White'

Therapist To Help Hamas Men In Collapsed Tunnel Who Feel ‘Trapped’

Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers

To Get Obama’s Attention, ISIS Renames Self, ‘Global Warming’

ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.

Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims

It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.

Obama Cites Lack Of Polish Golf Courses In Skipping Auschwitz [satire]

“Many important occasions demand his (Obama's) attention and there is no way he can attend them all”

CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

CNN issued the offer in keeping with its policy of offsetting every negative report about Islamists

Haredim Puzzled By World’s Use Of Sukkah Decorations In December

Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday

Amnesty International To Merge With Hamas (Satire)

“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” says AI spokesman.

US Complains It Was Not Notified of Israel Sukkah-Building Frenzy

Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.

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