Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers
It was in fact Israel, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle.
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!
“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person plural future,” recalled an agent.
Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday
Pro-Palestinian advocates claim Jews learning the Palestinian Talmud negates Palestinian culture and recasts it as Jewish in the ongoing Zionist effort to displace the indigenous Palestinian people.
When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.”
My friends and I were sure that our disciples, who were learned men, would get the joke, that Gebrocht was an April Fools prank and that would be the end of that. But it didn't happen that way.
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!
“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” says AI spokesman.
From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.”
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”
Numerous worshipers at the contested holy site hesitated before commenting on the American July 4 fireworks tradition, confused by the evident lack of intent to harm others in the celebration.
O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”
Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.
Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted.
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