Gov’t: Jewish Prayer On Temple Mount More Dangerous Than Agricultural Terrorism, Theft From IDF...
“Let me say it again: JEWS. PRAYING. You can just feel the existential threat.”
If Australia Moves Its Embassy To Jerusalem, We’ll Keep Doing The Awful Things That...
The dunderhead's blunder 'saids' in response to thunder from Down Under
Soccer and Parkour OK On Temple Mount; Muslims Worried About Jews Desecrating Place By...
Presumptuous of Jews to think they can be not under Islamic domination.
To Get Obama’s Attention, ISIS Renames Self, ‘Global Warming’
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
Researchers At Loss To Explain Who Actually Eats Hamantaschen
Enjoy--and remember, Eat RESPONSIBLY!
Report: Unwrapping Reason for Poor Showing By Arab Parties in Election
They Spent Campaign Funds On Candy To Celebrate Dead Jews
UN Envoys Go Through Metal Detectors Into Session To Condemn Israel For Metal Detectors
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?”
Sire, Haman’s Lottery For When To Kill The Jews Promotes Gambling
Sire, just because Eilat is considering legalizing gambling, doesn't make it good for Shushan!
Family Makes Aliyah Just To Escape All-Pervasive Christmas Music
While acknowledging Zionism in their upbringings, they talked mainly of getting the hell out of the discordant dystopia.
Police Suggest Jews Wear Special Yellow Stars For Protection
Spotting Jews will become a matter of seconds, rather than having to ask around, which can waste precious minutes during an altercation in which a Jew might defend himself.
You Zionists Are Trying To Kidnap What We Arabs Have Rightfully Stolen
Florin from the Princess Bride visits (in words) the Kingdom of the Jews
UN Blames Israel For Lousy Mobile Reception In Hamas Tunnels
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”
God Fails To Get J Street’s Approval Before Promising Land To Jacob
Ben-Ami insisted that American Jewry in general, but especially his organization, must have a say in what happens from "the River of Egypt to the River Euphrates."
COVID Guidelines Almost As Coherent As Case For Palestinian Statehood
“We find slightly more support for the idea that Israel should rely on existential enemies to help guarantee its security.”
Islamic Leaders Worried They May Have Missed A Jewish Shrine To Appropriate
A development that threatens the absolute nature of Islam’s inevitable dominance in Islamist theology.
US Complains It Was Not Notified of Israel Sukkah-Building Frenzy
Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.
PreOccupied Territory: NGOs Can’t Hear Dying Syrians Over Sound Of How Awesome Hamas Is
“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”
Israelis Can’t Wait To Spread Obnoxious Tourist Reputation To UAE, Oman, Bahrain
Israeli travelers took to focusing on what they do best while out of the country: making themselves and their countrymen look like spoiled, whiny, provincial ingrates.
Corrupt Elite Fears Losing Control Of Courts To Different Corrupt Elite
“Ours is the noble kind of corruption. The democratic kind. Theirs is the fascist kind.” Jerusalem, February 9 – A proposed ...
AOC: Make Poverty Illegal
“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”
Iran Insists Arming Hamas, Islamic Jihad To Create Safe Haven For Jews
“Ms. Tlaib expressed our aims as succinctly as anyone could.”
Barak Actually Covered Face NOT To Embarrass Epstein
To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him.
Pandemic Prompts Divine Thoughts Of Postponing Passover Till After Sukkot
A pilgrimage festival under current circumstances will prove an epidemiological nightmare.
My Favorite Biblical Moment Is When Moses Brought The Palestinians Into The Promised Land
When Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the wilderness, finally led he Palestinian People into the land Allah promised to their ancestor Cain.
Woman Who Boasts House Already Clean For Pesach Thinks People Admire Her, Not Want...
Reactions included numerous “Likes” in which the irony failed to resonate.
Khamenei Disappointed Not To Be Named Part Of Biden Transition Team
The Ayatollah grew to think he established almost a birthright to shape US Iran policy during the Obama administration.
Man Torn Between Wanting Return To Normal And Having Excuse Not To Go To...
“I’m not looking forward to when things open up and my wife starts asking why I’m not going.”
New Party Just Aggregator Of Other Parties
“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.”
Only Possible Conclusion From Unpopularity Of Party’s Ideas: Voters Stupid
“Essentially, the people are wrong for thinking Palestinians trying to kill us means we shouldn’t give Palestinians greater capacity to kill us,” explained Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On.
What’s Important Is I Don’t IDENTIFY As An anti-Semite
Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.