Naomi came back to Bethlehem today after 10 years, marking the final time for about three millennia that a Jew will enter the city without need of an armed escort.
From the Arab perspective, the future of Holocaust-survivor-stabbing is bleak, and that replacements for it will not carry the same power.
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.”
Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence.
We are fighting a fight of survival. But it’s not our survival that’s at stake. We’ll be fine. Can’t say the same for the Arabs of the region, though.”
Feeling "trapped" and "no light at the end of the tunnel" has led to depression among Hamas diggers
“Many important occasions demand his (Obama's) attention and there is no way he can attend them all”
“Chemical weapons? No, that couldn’t be right. Obama and Kerry promised Russia would take care of removing Assad’s stockpile.”
The defecation took place last week, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem. Bibi has had it tough with birds: Obama compared him to 'chickensh*t' and now this. How FOWL!
Enjoy--and remember, Eat RESPONSIBLY!
Sukkah tinsel decorations enjoy a robust market but are invariably manufactured for "another"holiday
Numerous worshipers at the contested holy site hesitated before commenting on the American July 4 fireworks tradition, confused by the evident lack of intent to harm others in the celebration.
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.”
Signs of the times: BDS signs made beyond "Green Line" BDS is 'black and blue' from 'Blue and White'
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?”
CNN issued the offer in keeping with its policy of offsetting every negative report about Islamists
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance.
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
Aides to US President Barack Obama expressed displeasure today over not being informed of plans to assemble tens of thousands of makeshift residential structures over the last week in Jewish communities in areas both Israel and the Palestinians claim.
“It’s a natural synergy of goals and talents,” says AI spokesman.
When a little bit pf Purim comes to Pesach--Trayon White brings his meteorological expertise to the Haggadah
O Felesteen, We shall free you from the prison of their wicked acts of farming, through blood and fire! Mostly fire, though. Lots of it.
“Obama.’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.”
Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted.
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals.